Lith-away-nia
Leave-ia
Est-alone-ia
And my personal favourite:
Malta la vista
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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🇨🇦 Can'tada
Ah yes, Canada, the famously European country that is a cornerstone of the European Union.
🇦🇺Outstralia (One of the most european countries of course)
🏳️🌈LGBTQuit+
Lmao this sucks I'm sorry
They compete in the Eurovision song contest, close enough.
Calm down guy. I was just having fun.
Non-Canadaidate
To be fair, the fact that Canada can't leave the EU was in the name.
Well yeah, they Can'tada join us.
Do you know where Canada is?
I mean, it does own 100 hectares in France at the Vimy Monument, but that's not enough to be considered for EU membership.
Did you know Canada shares a border with France?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Pierre_and_Miquelon
And Denmark?
I like how this list is implicitly aware that Germany is the lynchpin of the EU
Frankfout? Berlin't? Gernahny?
Ditchland
Allemagnope
Germanflee
Berlout?
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Sadly we too already have a name for the Dutch (Netherlands) exit. The nexit.
At least they borrowed something from English for it, showing that being international isn't all that bad :D
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It's not my original idea, but it definitely should be Polend.
Byegaria
For Austria it's actually ÖXIT and sadly enough it's a thing.
And DEXIT for Germany. I really hate AfD.
🇵🇱 Poleout
We've already decided on Svejsan if Sweden would ever try to leave. It doesn't translate well, but that's part of the spirit I guess.
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Any other country seriously considering leaving the EU?
I thought brexit was this titanic success of hindenburg-esque proportions and about as popular as a fart in a lift.
It's up to the people as always. Even the previous right wing government of Poland has rhetoric of leaving EU is which ignored by the population. Overwhelming number of Poles support to remain in the EU. Actually trying to materialise leaving the EU is unthinkable for most Europeans despite what these Euroskeptic individuals would want.
The only reason UK elected to leave was because they think they still have an colonies to trade with and can be self-sustainable.
The frontrunner of the Dutch elections (not yet the president as he's not succeeded in forming a parliament yet) is pro Nexit.
But he's said that he's not going to because we can trust him that his extreme views are set aside for now...
Prime Minister. The Netherlands does not have a president.
Don't think (hope) he will be able to execute his Nexit ambitions, but they will take steps in the wrong direction for sure.
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Luxit, Exprus, Exituva
Adieu doesn't make sense in French. It's called Union Européenne.
People will use Frexit. The name speak for itself and whom is behind this ideology.
The meme is very obviously made for English speakers. I'm not sure how you're taking it this seriously
Bruh this is Lemmy. I dunno if you've noticed but EVERY meme post and joke post is filled with comments like this of people taking the joke completely seriously and getting whiny over it. Starting to just get pathetic.
Because this is lemmy. "Ackshually..." is this places motto.
Adiue then?
M-exit-co
What the hell
Rungary
Czexit
Novakia
Byeprus
Nullgaria
Roawaynia
Quituania
Farewellgium
Czechout is better.
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Withdrawsaw should obviously have been Goland and I won’t be taking any feedback.
Gongegary
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