this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 68 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I wish a homie would come over and glaze my doughnut hole 😩

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let’s make u a Boston crΓ¨me.

[–] Slow@lemmy.today 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What kind of cream is this?

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Slow@lemmy.today 19 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I threw up.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Brb, gauging my eyes out

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Don’t let your dreams remain dreams! I too would like the glazing. It sounds fun!

[–] pineapplelover@infosec.pub 2 points 11 months ago

Apparently donut holes are not actually holes

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 11 months ago
[–] EsteemedRectangle@lemmynsfw.com 42 points 11 months ago

Well take a shower, for fuck’s sake

[–] evanuggetpi@lemmy.nz 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My wife always says she has less wrinkles there afterwards.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

oh yeah I love it when he cums on my eye creases & forehead

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Lucky guy...

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why is Lemmy so horny today?

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Every day 😏😊

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 11 months ago

Because we came here from Reddit, and the Reddit hive mind has been stuck in the gutter for as long as anyone can remember

[–] Cap@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

I see nothing but winners here.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

Well done; smooth... but also glazed.

[–] Slow@lemmy.today 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

these donuts look like a..

[–] don@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago
[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

what does that mean? i don't know if I want to know

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But why the border of the anus are now smoother lol okey i understand glazing but not smoothness

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There's less of a pucker after the orifice has been dilated

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Apparently if you say "no homo" after it doesn't count?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's true. You free tonight, homie? No homo (ok maybe a just a little homo)

[–] z500@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When you go over to a baker's house and he "glazes" your "donut"

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

When you come home for enchilada night.