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For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

ever published

Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.

their master, an Ancient Red Dragon

That gives me some ideas.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.

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[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Voodoo dildo my ass

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[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Art not from me, but unless you are new here you know that already

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Be careful that they don't end up asking for stuff like... I dunno

The wand of Orcus

The book of vile dead

Sphere of annihilation

all magic items includes the items wielded by gods haha

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 25 points 1 year ago

The wand of Orcus

Sounds actually a fun item to roleplay for a DM :)

[–] epoch@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

The Armor of the Dread Emperor.

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love Konsi! She deserves to be the new meme format.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cannot believe some no life gave this a downvote. I agree with you

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Honestly if nothing else comes from lemmy, we at least got Konsi out of it. It's all worth it now.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I choose the Scroll of Konsi. When someone picks it up and reads it, the text changes and says something that makes them surprised.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One blank Scroll of Konsi, as requested:

:) !!

[–] TheGreatFox@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For Konsi, the perfect item would be the Resurrection Sphere. Infinite use wish-tier resurrection, with a 1 minute casting time.

It still counts if it's a 3pp Pathfinder item, right?

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For Konsi indeed good choice. She wouldnt care they come back as different races. Which would lead to both hilarious and fucked up moments with the families of the deceased

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[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I haven't seen Ahdok for a while, hope they're okay :(

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 21 points 1 year ago

I think the last comic was the end of a story. Dont know if there will be more... hope so :,(

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They ran out of their backlog of comics.

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[–] dracs@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

They're still posting on Mastodon. They did say that they had finished up the story arc/backlog that had. So not as many posts around here.

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[–] Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get whatever has the highest resale value, then.

[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which would also kickoff a fun side quest of finding a buyer, since the most expensive magical item in existence isn't exactly something you can pawn off in a random towns general store lol

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago

They are in a kobold tribe that doesnt use money in an apocalyptic world. So, good luck on finding the buyer XD

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...gloves of soul catching, staff of striking, magical tattoos, there are options...

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No dick whip? How else do you make every part of your body lethal?

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[–] Lag_Incarnate@ttrpg.network 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Had something similar a few sessions ago; party was raiding Vecna's ancient submerged capital castle to find his Dark Library, and each one got to have one "secret" of their choice. Wizard took a diabolic contract, the quest item; Cleric took an amulet that can exorcise demons; Fighter got a divine message and took some oil of invulnerability, but he also got greedy and took a belt of storm giant's strength.

Of course, the trick is that Vecna wanted them to get those items because he'd been orchestrating the entire campaign for a payoff centuries in the future. He's not even going to show up in the campaign, all he has to do is send his AD&D minions that have nonsense like STR-draining grapple attacks and the demilich "devour soul" variant action as a gaze attack to gatekeep the library after the fact, because old-school D&D monsters don't care if you were born in 5e.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But... why did vecna wanted them to have these, including an item the oil that is a consumable ??

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[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please offer The Head of Vecna

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago

Im not offering anything. They choose

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ever published? I'll take a Hammership, please

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No can do. It has to fit in a dragon's horde. Sorry

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago

Take your head of Vecna, player, and sit down XD

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A single Candle of Invocation.

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[–] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago

Dragon Master

Very good. Excellent.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[–] timgrant@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm a simple man, and will just ask for a AD&D 1e Unusual Sword +5 Holy Avenger, with an Intelligence of 17. Love me that 50% magic resistance in 5 foot radius, dispel magic at will, and +10 damage vs. Chaotic Evil.

Since I'm choosing, I'll assume optimum rolls for an "unusual sword", and take: All 14 extraordinary powers: charm person, clairaudience, clairvoyance, determine direction and depth, ESP, flying, heal, illusion, leviathan, strength, telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation, and X-ray vision.

Its Special Purpose should be slay "non-human monsters" disintegrating them on a hit unless they save (sure its special purpose should be slaying evil, but that's so restrictive. It should speak 10 languages.

Before I forget, it ought to match my alignment, so its ego doesn't overwhelm mine and make me stab myself or something. But maybe that's where the fun for the DM comes in?

They sure don't make 'em like they used to.

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[–] daemoz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whats in the book of sex magic kept in ankh-moreparks dungeon? It could only be read in an ice cold room by wizards over 80 years old, ideally when dead. Sounds like a good find.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My 120 years old Liche : Interesting...

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Alchemical Jug for Infinite supply of mayonnaise. Easy.

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[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@ahdok@ttrpg.network I miss you

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aw. I'm sorry.

I've been busy drawing the daily Konsi though.

Here you go.

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[–] sculd@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago

Not mine, but thank you. Please follow the official publisher :)

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