this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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[–] iKR@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Downvoted for spam

[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spam filters must be on the fritz.

Smacks instance approximately where filters are.

[–] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

I just downbeaned your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other beanikans, • ⁠Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the beans?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do we have a /c/angryupvote here?

[–] alextastic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Tebza255@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most of the apps requires an upvote to hide post. That could be the reason.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dude, what? That can't be true 🤦 Definitely isn't on Liftoff

[–] Tebza255@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use Connect, before today update, if you want to auto hide read posts you had to upvote or comment, up voting was the easier one hence a lot unexplainable upvotes.

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[–] hiyaaaaa23@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] zwiebeltee@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you read it backwards it spells MAPS. Does Lemmy upvote Maps?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Geography related maps? Yes.

Pedophile related maps? No.

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[–] wtfeweguys@lemmy.whynotdrs.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice try spam marketing dept

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, I know this one!

Spam is also great in spicy or tomato soups, especially with rice and rice cakes. Do add less salt to the soup though, spam has a lot of salt in there already.

[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

also Spam Musubi is amazing

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[–] meanmon13@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spam fries are delicious :-) Fried spam is also a great breakfast food.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I first heard of Spam and eggs after watching 50 First Dates when I was a kid. I love the stuff. It shortens lifespans, sure, but am I really living if I'm not eating something delicious from time to time?

[–] pancdarien@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

We do upvote everything after all

[–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 7 points 1 year ago

The answer is clearly yes, though it's a shame, I had hoped Lemmy would avoid spam posts for longer.

[–] Nested_Array@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

The only spam I upvote is Spam in a can and Monty Python's spam skit.

[–] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Upvote because spam

Downvote because it’s spam of spam

Neutral

Me angrily upvoting the post because I hate SPAM email but I love SPAM:

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)

Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it

Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)

Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Doesn't spam also have a shit ton of sodium in it if I recall correctly

Spam is salty, just like spez

[–] Pog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do love me a heart attack in a can!

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[–] Emanresu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Almost all posts this month seem to be spam, so yes, but also yes.

[–] MercuryUprising@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Fun fact, in Japan they consider Spam delicious for some bizarre reason. Maybe it's the culinary equivalent of tentacle porn, I don't know. But one way to eat it is called Spam Musabi and it looks like sushi.

[–] Brandon658@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

But Spam is pretty good.

Butter some bread to toast, cook up some bacon, fry the spam in that, toss on some cheddar cheese and you've a great sandwich. (I dislike egg but that's probably a great addition too.) Pepper to taste.

Ignore the multiple grams worth of salt you'll be taking in. It's worth it.

[–] amadeus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spam Musabi is actually Hawaiian! Although it is enjoyed in Japan as well I think

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[–] murkeyindividual2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cyna 5 points 1 year ago
[–] martinbasic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yes... Yes I think I will.

[–] Jackolantern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] mark_dennis1199@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Lovely Spam, wonderful spam!

[–] shzammm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Slice that up, fry it crispy, and get some rice!

[–] kwot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but what does it stand for?

[–] MrClayman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Something

Penetrates

All

Mediums

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[–] hawkwind@lemmy.management 4 points 1 year ago
[–] miles@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
[–] dimlo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] MilkToastGhost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Rule 3 protest 😂

[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They don't upvote carrots

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

spamming spam I see

[–] otter_bee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

yes, because I improperly judged spam. I thought it was icky, then I went to Hawaii.

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[–] Ddhuud@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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