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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 95 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So he didn't clean his toilet for 3 years?

[–] smeg 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The previous tenant may have been an owl, if you've ever had one of them shit on your car you'll know it's like concrete.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 8 points 11 months ago

The Hundred Acre Wood real estate market is truly disgusting

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Sounds about right

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Also apparently is unfamiliar with a toilet duck, or a brush

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure you'd die if you drank 15 liters of water a day for 3 years

[–] protist@mander.xyz 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fucking doctors. 'drink water' 'at least 8 glasses a day' 'more if you exercise' 'water is vital to you' 'most of the human body is water' '💦' but nobody is like 'but not too much water or it can kill you'.

Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don't want you to know the truth!

[–] smeg 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

FYI the "8 glasses a day" thing has no no medical basis, just make sure you drink when you're thirsty!

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

If you're actively sweating, a good rule of thumb is to drink enough that you still have to pee.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Not necessarily if your kidneys are in good working order and you replace incidental salt loss but you would essentially never stop pissing. Kidneys work fast so you'd literally just be taking a piss shortly after drinking a liter. You'd be peeing once or twice an hour.

Having the dedication to actually do that when you also post on 4chan is unbelievable.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

I drink 200-500ml of water an hour and I pee at least once an hour.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Whachu mean? 4channers are very dedicated. Youll never meet a crowd more dedicated to embracing their autism.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 34 points 11 months ago

Hopefully, 1,5 not 15. That would cause terrible outcomes to the body.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

More than 7 liters of water is really bad for your kidney

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It already stops being healthy past 3 liters. Your urinary tract is constantly running on overdrive and you are flushing important nutrients out of your system drinking this much.

Plus, you probably can’t get a full night of sleep because you have to take a piss every 20 minutes

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Men need about 3.7 liters per day. More if they exercise, maybe a liter or two extra.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/water/art-20044256

Urine isn't the only way to get rid of water. But if you sweat it out, you will need to replace the missing sodium. Breathing causes water to leave too.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Not if you properly fit your stillsuit.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

9 is LD50 for an average person

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Timing is everything. Your kidneys can potentially make a liter of urine an hour. If you drink nine in two hours, you're going to have diarrhea, vomiting and potentially die. If you do the same over 24 hours and you're otherwise healthy, you'll just pee a lot.

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not a urologist or whatever but I think drinking 15 litres of water a day would be really bad for you.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nephrologist. Urologist cares more about how you store all that piss.

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

In the balls

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

And the moral of the story is the real poop stain was inside him all along...

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago

That's why sex before marriage is important. She probably hasn't smelled his unwashed dick yet.