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Anon finds a stain that changes his life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking doctors. 'drink water' 'at least 8 glasses a day' 'more if you exercise' 'water is vital to you' 'most of the human body is water' '💦' but nobody is like 'but not too much water or it can kill you'.

Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don't want you to know the truth!

[–] smeg 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FYI the "8 glasses a day" thing has no no medical basis, just make sure you drink when you're thirsty!

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

If you're actively sweating, a good rule of thumb is to drink enough that you still have to pee.