I've done this once or twice myself, and at the moment of accepting the invite I'm absolutely down to do it, but when it gets to the day itself sometimes it's way too hard or I didn't anticipate how it fits in with other events.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And if you get older, you sometimes are simply too tired. A party on Friday sounds great on Monday, but on Friday at around 5 it starts to sound really really tiring and you'd really appreciate going to bed early.

Getting old sucks.

[–] solivine@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

For sure, I just give them the honest reason if I have to cancel.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Sorry bro, I'm peeing out of my ass"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Better than pooping out your penis.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is technically possible, unfortunately. With an abnormal connection of tissue known as a colovesical fistula, it is possible.

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 1 points 11 months ago

Your search history must be ...let's just go with "interesting"

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 11 months ago

Truly one of the most urgent activities

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sorry, I got..... jury duty?

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago

I've got this very important dentist appointment.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I've been seeing this guy a lot. Don't really know who he is or what he represents.

Can someone fill me in?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a meme that's been everywhere lately. I don't know where this originated, but it's a promo shot from that old King of Queens show.

I never watched the show, but I guess it's old enough now to be a meme.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It was a pretty great show as far as sitcoms go.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Fuck, I thought it was Paul Blaurt this whole time.

[–] ray@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

idk but somehow popular enough that the today show picked up on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2A_eh0h58

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[–] Vexcil@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] feebl@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago

Quality.

[–] piracy_is_good_xdd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

I have to... wash hair...

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I was always just a maybe anyway.