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[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unpopular Oponion: None of us has a soul Ergo: Porn is indeed free.

Well maybe you pay with your personal data and dignity though.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

you pay by having all ads you will ever see be for desperate milfs in your area

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

uBlock Origin. I use lemmy btw.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The worst ones are naked grandma's

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Marge absolutely going ham on Homer in the banner ad while I’m trying to zerk it to family-friendly incest porn :/

[–] Shadywack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

So long as that one dumbass pays for the desperate milfs so the rest of us can enjoy our porn.....

[–] DoubleVV@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You pay with more and more time spent watching porn, digging into an addictive cycle that, by definition, repeat itself. Porn is free indeed, but is pretty bad for you.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It sounds like you're just doing it wrong. I just crank it a few times a week for ten minutes.

[–] DoubleVV@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I mean a do too, but try to not wank for at least a month, you'll find it hard to do. At least for me that's the case. And I do work, I do socialize at least twice a week.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You sound like those anti-gay preachers who are always telling us to reject temptation

Says more about you than people in general

[–] DoubleVV@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

True I had problems with. But I'm not preaching, you do what you want.

[–] Fisch@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think that's true for the majority of people tho. I personally don't have that issue at all, I actually watch less porn now than I used to (Was once a day at some point, now it's once every few days) and it's not like I'm getting old or anything, I'm still a teenager. And I have one friend who does it multiple times a day, cause he's bored but everyone else I know doesn't.

[–] DoubleVV@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thing is it saturate neuro-receptors and like drugs it becomes an addiction. I'm not preaching tho, you do what you at the end of the day.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Everything can do that though.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah, it's free because someone else paid for it and is violating the copyright by sharing it

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or supported by advertising

[–] faceless@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Chailles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That's seldom the case on sites like PornHub these days.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

You might have a problem.

That problem might be "a religious upbringing".

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If my soul is gallons of semen, then yes, porn is indeed not free and I have paid dearly for it with “my soul”.

[–] Confuzzeled@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tissues are the real cost. Fortunately I have no soul.

[–] mstrk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

dude... if porn sites actually own stocks on tissue companies that would be the greatest investment strategy I've ever seen.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That's somewhere in the ballpark of 1,500 to 6,000 nuts

That sounds excessive, but I guess it's not excessive. One a day for 10 years will do it

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I also use it to pay my rent?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

No, having a soul would just get in the way for most landlords.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't it strange that porn is the only thing that remains sheltered from adds? I mean, there are adds, but there are porn adds, so they kind of add up to the whole experience

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They had normal adds at the beginning but noone clicked them

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

And little soul squirts out after

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

something does indeed squirt, although not a soul

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Obviously, I am not looking at the good stuff. I've never had an orgasm to porn that was so good I got some soul squirtage.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about women and other AFAB people that are into porn?

[–] Unaware7013@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

AFABs generally have soul grool to go along with the AMABs soul goo.

[–] eating3645@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If this is true, I'm on serious credit from my next few lives

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, and that's the best part of porn.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe you should be questioning everyone else's.