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Couldn't have picked a better time to come up with an outrageously greedy change to an existing service huh

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[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he just told Benjamin Netanyahu

lmao wtf

it's wild too because bot account owners are more likely to pay a small fee than real users. hope he does it that would be the death knell

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want Twitter to die more than my continued using of Twitter at this point.

It sucks all the other social media dry by it's very presense.

Let's go back to an amalgamation of various socials or better yet: Internet forums/message boards.

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I'd love that.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the last 83 changes musk made to the website have only ever made it worse but this clearly bad 84th idea is going to completely change the platform for the better, trust me guys

[–] JuneFall@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

During discussing twitter in a pub a person was quite angry that I didn't refer to the bird site with the name melon-musk likes so much. The same person sometimes argues that dead naming is not a problem, till the new name is accepted by the state in official registries and the person got an ID with that.

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[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

He won't do it solely because he is a coward.

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Critical support to Comrade Musk in his one man campaign to destroy Twitter.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Great Man Theory is real

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Trust the plan

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if we take the free thing and charge people for it?

sports stadium airhorn blows as I win capitalism

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[–] PZK@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Whatever is necessary to make it die.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 36 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Elon musk saw how fast the ceo of unity was destroying faster than he could destroy twitter

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[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

looking forward to x/twitter going the way of Unity game engine rat-salute-2

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Bluesky really fucked up with the invite only thing.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like they'll get another shot

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Threads has the advantage of not being invite only, but Bluesky has the vibe down of pre Musk Twitter

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[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If everyone quits twitter the bots will leave too.

Musk is 4 parallel universes ahead freedom-and-democracy

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I hope this kills twitter, nothing would be lost

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Please God let Melon kill Twitter lets-fucking-go

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

He's one of those Main Character bazingas that thinks anyone who he disagrees with must be a bot/NPC/(nazi slurs here) and he wants a great Fatherland where only the elect may frolic and praise him. cringe

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet this isn't even about increasing revenue. He just wants to make sure twitter is exclusively filled with his dick riders

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

44 billion for a personal ego boost service, billionaires are so smart with money that we should give them more of it

[–] s_v@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

I think it is a splendid idea and I hope he goes through with it

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That dumb bimbo had better do it. Take this shit out. End my misery

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am shit faced enough to possess every 9deology and no ideology at the same time. contradictions are a infant's problem to me. alcoholism legend

[–] TalkingCat@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

It'll be so funny!🤞

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Please let that site die already

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

100% uncritical support to melon-musk in his protracted war against Twitter users

freedom-and-democracy freedom-and-democracy freedom-and-democracy

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When one lowtax dies, the universe creates another to restore the balance

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looking back, that guy's name signalled his politics pretty hard

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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Do they still ban you for linking to your mastodon on that site?

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Flower@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Lol and then I pushed the big red "bankruptcy" button and here we are GrimesTM.

[–] candle_lighter@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

We make fun of him for every decision he makes with Birdsite but he doesn't stop. Does that means he's winning? (serious question)

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I mean he's how many billions of dollars in the hole? That doesn't feel like winning to me

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He's one of the world's richest people, ridiculously powerful, controls absurd amounts of high tech real capital assets, and has thousands of followers

He's always been winning doomer

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[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what does he have to do to kill twitter

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