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Due to increased deregulation in the US airspace I recommend we switch our safety tactics from one of coordination to one of deterrence. For this purpose I propose further built planes are provided the following:

-Helicopter clearance ram.

-Sideways passenger mounted machine guns (vip seat/air line perk)

-Bay dropped bombs for landing clearance

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[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I thought I was in NCD for a moment.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Response greatly appreciated. I wish I had the spare icbm to gift your thankless work

Real life tends to follow NCD on a 6month or so lag

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay, hear me out: we take all of these suggestions and turn them into waifus

[–] exu@feditown.com 3 points 2 days ago

Azur Lane but for planes as well?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't forget in-plane deterrence. Every passenger is required to carry a gun. Perfect safety is achieved.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think just having an emergency glock on every seat would just be enough in case of an emergency

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

Don't forget to update the safety brief before takeoff. We can go over how to use a seat belt and how to use the emergency Glock.

Just gotta make sure they have a fitting for a Kensington lock so you can keep them tethered to each seat, like those old school AirPhones

A full broadside might cause enough slip to avoid a collision

[–] Bort@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 2 days ago

I personally prefer a hand grenade, but to each their own.