Why make the orange one red and the red one orange?
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Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character, which for both of them is shit.
What if I’m an atheist but wealthy? Like how much do I need to donate to be safe?
Hooray, I'm several of those.
They hate Mormons, JWs, and likely all varieties of anabaptists as well.
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I'm British so I'm not saying the next few years are going to be the rosiest for me but I'm thankful I don't have to deal with decisions made by these dick bags.
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ah thank god
Nah, Zionist Jews are safe, the christofascists need them for their end of times nonsense.
The antizionist jews are screwed though. But they’ll probably get rounded up with the rest of the political prisoners for being political rather than Jewish.
Early every year the seeds are growing / unseen, unheard, they lie beneath the ground. / would you know before their leaves are showing / that with weeds all your garden will abound?
If you close your eyes, stop your ears / shut your mouth how can you know? / The weeds you cannot see may not be there / the seeds you didn't hear my never grow.
In January you still have the choice / you can cut the weeds before they start to bud / if you leave them to grow high, they'll silence your voice / in December, you may pay with your blood.
Close your eyes, stop your ears, /close your mouth and take it slow. / Let others take the lead while you bring up the rear / and later you can say you didn't know.
Every day, another vulture takes flight; / there's another danger born every morning. / In the darkness of your blindness, the beast will learn to bite. / How can you fight when you don't recognize the warning?
Close your eyes, stop your ears / shut your mouth of course you know. / if weeds are let to be without your hand to fear / then what else can be? Of course they'll grow.
Today, you may earn a living wage / tomorrow you may be on the dole / though there's millions going hungry, you needn't disengage; / it's them, not you who's fallen in the hole.
The weeds are all around us and they're growing / it'll soon be too late for the knife / if you leave them on the wind that around this world is blowing / you'll pay for your silence with your life.
So close your eyes, stop your ears, / bite your tongue and don't you dare. / 'cuz if it happens here, they might not come for you / if they're sure you really never cared.