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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

That's cool and all but does it work for kissing boys?

[–] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 4 hours ago

Is he a Listerated Pepsid Gum boy?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 2 hours ago

Have you tried the grapefruit technique?

[–] _____@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

you're a boykisser aren't you

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Right hand in in right hand. Yup yup, i shake every woman's hand before kissing her cupids bow

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

That sounds way dirtier than just saying "Lips"

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Nonsense right at steps two and three. Signaling to another person that you respect their consent by asking permission on even the small things is hot.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Told a woman when we were alone under a perfect starry sky "I'd really love to kiss you right now".
She hit me with "I know".

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Hannah Poly would have been a more fitting name for her.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago

For real, I can't express how effective a well-placed "May I kiss you?” can be. For both parties.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago

A crummy commercial?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

Who has to ask permission for a kiss?!

"Uh... can I... um... you know... uh..."

I've had enough girls give me that, "STFU and kiss me you idiot" look, which closely resembles the, "WTF is he waiting for?" look. Can't image the look if I was asking first.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 hours ago

Autistic people deserve love too.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

My problem is that look is so similar to the “Oh, God, he’s not thinking about kissing me, is he?” look.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

There are generally nonverbal cues, yes. If you're unsure, then asking is better.

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 52 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 38 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

She's clearly not a listerated pepsin gum girl

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Momo's breath probably smells like if a cigarette could fart lmao

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

What makes you say that?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Me and who? 🥺👉👈

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 hours ago

So, what you're telling me is that every time I've ever eaten pussy I fucked up because none of them used Listerated Pepsin Gum? Gdi.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago

Do we have an oldschoolridiculous community on Lemmy yet? This would be great content