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It's a WaPo article that's a 12 minute read - https://archive.ph/C6mna

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 62 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

These partnerships enabled democracy to thrive and the free-world economy to flourish, and they formed the foundation upon which the liberal world order was built. By the 1990s, the Western victory over the Soviet Union had inaugurated a post-Cold War era of great-power peace and democratic dominance.

Fuck I hate liberals so much. Indonesia? Vietnam? Iran? Lebanon? The Cold War wasn't won peacefully or democratically. πŸ™„

U.S. military spending is nearly as low, as a percentage of gross domestic product, as it has been at any time since World War II.

gfdi the US spends far more than any other country, fuck off fuck off fuck ooooofffff

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

U.S. military spending is nearly as low, as a percentage of gross domestic product, as it has been at any time since World War II.

I love content where country-by-country comparisons must exist (ideally in infographic form) but the US is only compared to the US.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

yeah but they are spending less than when they were last at total war and also before the CIA was formed starting the practice of obfuscating how much money is being funneled into defense.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

World Wars Episode I: The Eurasian Menace

Episode II: Attack of the Drones

Episode III: Revenge of the BRICS

Episode IV: A New Cope

Episode V: The (American) Empire Strikes Back

[–] combat_doomerism@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Episode VI: Return of the USSR ?

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Plot twist: USSR returns but not on Asian ("Eur"asia is Eurocentric nonsense; Europe is a peninsula) continental substrate

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Asia as a concept was created by the europeans though - it is was the greeks called anatolia or asia minor.

[–] combat_doomerism@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

i'll take it

[–] Murple_27@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

because wh*tes decided which way was right side up

[–] Murple_27@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Up is North, because North is at the top of a compass, and is the direction a compass will always point towards.

[–] addieu@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The earliest known compasses humans used were called "zhi nan zhen," meaning "south pointing needle." It pointed south. European navigators using the technology inverted this so it would point north.

[–] Murple_27@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I guess, but those were really more of a divination tool, rather than a navigational one. They didn't start using them as a traditional compass until the 1100's.

[–] xj9@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Antarctica is clearly earth's hat. The compass has nothing to do with it.

[–] Murple_27@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer this explanation, tbh.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The United States has a post-Cold War military in a pre-world war world. It should be devoting about 5 percent of GDP to defense β€” significantly more than its current 3 percent.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the best way to defend yourself against widespread global cooperation is not to participate in that cooperation or give the world reasons to cooperate with you. No actually the best way is to just spend all of your money on bombs and bomb the entire world!

Yes I am available as a government consultant. No I don't care what party.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Commander: Have we bombed anywhere? Have we shown 'em we got teeth?
Carpenter: Oh yes, sir. We've bombed a lot of places flat, sir.
Commander: Good. Good. We don't want anyone to think we're chicken.
Carpenter: Oh no! They don't think that, sir. Everyone's really scared of us, sir.
Commander: Of us?
Carpenter: Yes, sir.
Commander: (pleased) Of our power?
Carpenter: Oh yes, sir! They're really scared when they see those big planes come over.
Commander: Wow! I bet they are. I bet they are. I bet they're really scared.
Carpenter: Oh they are, sir.
Commander: Do we have any figures on how scared they are?
Carpenter: No ... no figures, sir. But they sure were scared.
Commander: Ah! But it's not working?
Carpenter: No, sir.

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course they leave out any consideration for whether or not the US actually has the workers, soldiers or industry (it doesn't) to make use of a whole extra 2% of its GDP on war. Literally the pentagon can't even use all the money it already has (which is why money keeps disappearing and the pentagon keeps failing audits).

[–] fox@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Finance capitalism says the more money the more better. Factories have a lower return than speculation on annual ammunition production

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

A country or coalition that mastered Eurasia would become a global menace, for it would possess the power to make even the most distant democracies insecure. So, aspiring conquerors would lunge for Eurasian hegemony, while offshore powers β€” and the vulnerable states situated along Eurasia’s edges β€” would fight to preserve their freedoms by keeping the supercontinent divided.

This passage is the crux of the article. Really telling what the intent of the author is with that last sentence. Yankees have always been nervous about the prospect of a united Asia/Europe, which is exactly what the "supercontinent" was heading towards before the Ukraine situation. Europe, Russia, India and China together posses industry, population and resources that absolutely dwarf what America possess.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

They were afraid of a unified Africa, too. Look at Qaddafi

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

They inherited that thing from the brits. Its Mackinder's Heartland/Pivot Area theory.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

Great Game 2; electric bugaloo

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

author is "Hal Brands":

Wikipedia

Hal Brands (born 1983) is an American political scientist and scholar of U.S. foreign policy. He is the Henry A. Kissinger Distinguished Professor of Global Affairs at the Johns Hopkins University School of Advanced International Studies (SAIS) and a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 weeks ago

John Hopkins seems to like having their staff write opinion pieces.

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

it rocks how you open the newspaper now and get transported 150 years back in time to some victorian ass racism

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

...the US should begin its response preparations

Always on the defense, of course - just preparing for our pre-emptive retaliation. We have to be ready to respond in an instant, even before our opponent moves!

[–] regul@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Are we the baddies

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

So a preemptive strike against DC is called for, Hal?

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

It's the top article in the Opinions section.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

countdown until Europeans aren't white anymore

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a European, can't personally wait to finally have good food

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

as a German, can't wait to post in the weekly POC thread on hexbear

[–] xj9@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cracker infighting doesn't qualify

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

They wanted to say "Judeo-Bolshevik, Asiatic hordes" but their editor realized this would out them as literal nazis.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Yanqui_UXO@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago
[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Ahaha they're doing heartland theory in Wapo? Interesting

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry, the what?

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

welcome back

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

They also demonstrated that the cycle of Eurasian conflict could be broken only by the United States.

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You could probably make a game, "Washington Post article title or British propaganda poster slogan from the Crimean War?"