is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.
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A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.
wtf did the panda do to you?
Rereading this, I guess you're right, it would have to be a living one.
The whim came to me as an idea to save the species. I guess it would be useless in and of itself without plenty of habitat.
Hot chip
The universe
A tree
So it doesn't hurt it right? I really wanna kitten tree
Apples.
This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!
estradiol
whatever the most expensive, in-demand medicine is i guess
insulin maybe? idk but i'd be passing that shit out like hotcakes
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It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.
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CW cartoon of what you asked for
Reject modernity, retvrn to penis tree
I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.
All Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley
World champion winning thoroughbred racehorse semen
maybe lemons. i like lemons.
How about your cousin? Cause I may have the town for you.
Hopefully no one would steal them
A tree
Good news, you're describing a tree. You can do this
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i was gonna say cannabis
maybe lithium?
Like pure metallic lithium? That would be extremely flammable.
Only when it rains.
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A Nintendo Switch
dirt
Earbuds, those things break all the time
The knowledge of good and evil
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What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.
Clone tree
Though as the tree's "seed", you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life
Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I'll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)
Hex, is it immoral to become your own omelas? Asking for a friend.
Becoming Omelas (a body that lives in the dirt forever) so that you can destroy Omelas (The United States) is moral, because eventually you will achieve world communism and will be able to free the dirtbody.
some dignity >.>
dignitree
a bottle of sparkling cider
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