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Good news, you're describing a tree. You can do this
Burying a tree would be a real pain though.
Unless it was like a bonsai
The prompt was "If you could"
Comrades 
Finally a good argument for burying Lenin.
some dignity >.>
dignitree
I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.
All Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley
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gommunism
Friends
My wife: "Gold... Oil..."
For an oil tree, I'm imagining it would be it's sap.
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What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.
Clone tree
Though as the tree's "seed", you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life
Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I'll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)
It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.
Apples.
This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!
yards of linen
Communism
communism
Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE
NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS
A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.
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Bourgeoisie. I mean it's impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn't make us stop with the first part of that experiment.
is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.
diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style
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Enriched uranium
Burgers!
Salted and roasted sunflower seeds. I have an apple tree, and it is the bomb!
An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.
Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?
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Hot chip
A Nintendo Switch
whatever the most expensive, in-demand medicine is i guess
insulin maybe? idk but i'd be passing that shit out like hotcakes
Insulin is actually pretty cheap to produce, people are just getting scalped by pharma corpos.
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estradiol
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