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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 7 points 56 minutes ago

Yeah I'm an ML (Mangionist-Luigist)

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, people should learn a bit more about anatomy

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 50 minutes ago

Or at the very least dip the knife in some chicken poop for the disease damage or mercury for poison damage.

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 4 points 54 minutes ago
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago

That executive was no angel

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 3 points 54 minutes ago

i fuckin told y'all

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

“It seems to be the popular thing in this day and age,”

*latest fad

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 17 points 2 hours ago

not my problem

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Man, I thought this headline said "employee(s) " and got really excited for a second.

[–] Red_Renewal_Cosmonaut@hexbear.net 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

okay maybe theres something to this luigism thing

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 2 points 33 minutes ago

If god was good his name would have been Mario

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He is in serious but stable condition, police said.

Damn

It’s not clear why the suspect stabbed the victim, but police are investigating.

Let me guess, terrorism.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 40 minutes ago

Imagine if it was something like a mandatory work Christmas party talent show and he was trying to hit an apple on the boss's head with a throwing dagger.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not used to seeing a news anchor with a zoomer haircut. I feel old. yells-at-cloud

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago

that shit bussin

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ugh god put a content warning on something like that

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

Now to the weather with Khaleasee

Is sky daddy sus today? Bet.

Category 5 hurricane on the green screen

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 3 hours ago
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 49 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

As expected, the Adjuster's stealth archer build proven to be higher DPS than this mid melee build.

Did he think he was going to parse? Go for a world record? Push his M+ key beyond +5? I'm usually against playing fotm and meta builds but this was a fumble.

Let this be a lesson to everyone, optimize your build a little before engaging that boss. You can't save scum in Honour Mode.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

-5 int and +5 impulsiveness for michiganites. or maybe for honkeys north of the pyrenees

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 24 points 4 hours ago

Another chief executive officer-down

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 31 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, did propaganda of the deed actually work this time?

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Maybe all we needed was innernette and a few decades to cook in a declining fascist empire

[–] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago

Finally some good news

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

This meeting could have been an email

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYVMQwXE/

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago
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