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[–] Deway@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

It's even cooler when it's forced on you violently and without consent.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 hour ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] shaman1093@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah that's why I smoke, to look cool.

100%

They really got me.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 35 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 7 points 1 hour ago

That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm having a hard time imagining that voice saying "I dunno man", the rest of the sentence yeah I can hear it

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 4 hours ago

That duck looks like he's going places

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 19 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

gotta agree

nicotine is more addictive than cocaine, I'd never touch the stuff

but gun to my head? I'd take a cig over a vape any day. looks soo much better

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Dog, chimp, duck right? Sorta feels like a weird ai psychological test.

[–] Blackmist 18 points 8 hours ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 41 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 136 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 65 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

Motherfucker looks like bukowski

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 11 hours ago

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

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[–] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 41 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

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[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 28 points 11 hours ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 35 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking "80s Police Lieutenant who is tired of my screwball antics".

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

"Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I've got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON'T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!... Oh sorry chief, ok, yes sir, no worries... *slams phone down*

Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!"

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 41 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

On the ape it looks cool, though.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 10 hours ago (4 children)
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