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[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 83 points 2 weeks ago

This article is fucking amazing.

"At press time, reports confirmed the British man was put down by veterinarians after he became aggressive around Indian people."

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I thought The Onion does satire?

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

As harsh as it may sound, we must acknowledge that perhaps this British man was not meant for our world

Brexit means Brexit lads. Time to pack it up.

[–] Zip2 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then if you cross breed a few of those, you’ll get people who’ll turn out of be traitorous shits.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Eventually they become royalty

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

checks notes on which country just elected a fascist to President-for-life

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe go a little further back in those notes on what country is responsible for at least 75% of the problems in the modern world...

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you’re actually American and you’re suggesting that it’s Britain - leaving the US less than 25% of blame for everything - that’s a breathtakingly unexpected level of humility. Well done!

I don’t think we can pin the whole Empire on Barry, 63 though.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm from the UK. I found this funny, unreservedly. But I honestly really wish Americans would drop the "Cockney" thing and take the piss out of modern British accents instead. We've got a million of them and most of them are comic - let's let Cockney die?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago

it has the word "cock" in it, it's unrealistic to expect people to latch onto anything else

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

10 years ago, the onion was doing fake satire articles, but by now they became so realistic, it's scary.

[–] Mojave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This joke is over 20 years old