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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly I'd like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species...but OP's keeps repeatedly evolving

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I nominate sharks, which evolved over 400 million years ago, before trees existed.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Sharks are disqualified by virtue of winning the match by default

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Clearly a crab who has manned its battle station

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It's false though. The mantis shrimp would easily destroy a crab with 1 punch

The mantis shrimp is peak performance.

Found this too- https://youtu.be/VhyFTpZXBO4&t=36s

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Can you think of the evolutionary pressures it went through to develop it's eyes, colors, and .22 round punch?

I shudder to think what it's ancestors faced.

Like the BOBBIT WORM

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But is the mantis shrimp just a one trick pony? What’s the breakdown on general feasibility versus specialization? Or is the mantis shrimp truly the secret weapon that crabs wish they were?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

crabs may be better in nearly every aspect,, but have you considered that crabs don't see 16 primary colors

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Crabs barely see at all

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Something something banana organ.

Idk. I'm not an alien.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't tell me you are watching DanDaDan too LOL.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

semi related

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[–] sag@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

That's why I use Rust.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Broke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance

Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Crab people, crab people
Walk like crab
Talk like people

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

And it's the ideal female body too.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I mean your hands have teeth who could beat that

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

According to Jordan Peterson anyway.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not yet.

We might see marine animals trend towards dolphins, but given enough time, does a dolphin become a crab, or does a crab become a dolphin?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cute comment, but the nerd in me needs you to provide a sauce for making a statement like that. You can’t extrapolate evolution like that, brah

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Which part? Convergent evolution towards a dolphin? (Dolphins and ichthyosaurus) Or the question of Dolphin to Crab or Crab to dolphin?

We gotta wait another hundred million years to find out that answer.

[–] TTimo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We must evolve to crab if we want to survive

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Why not zoidberg? 🦀

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Not only perfomance, but also safety

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago
[–] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

CRAB BATTLE!!!

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is carcinization suddenly being referenced so much?

It's time. Get in the soup