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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I'm a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who's never been to Brazil.
As a brazilian who doesnt live in "all my brazilian friends live here" i have to say i am profoundly affended.
Good job :)
You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?
But yes.
There’s also this other city without beach where people are from otherwise this is imo 1000% accurate as a European who hasn’t been to South America let alone Brazil
Here's my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it's a country?)
Good climate
Lol
Very hot cities. Isn't San Diego supposed to be one of the best ranked in weather in the world? It's like less hot Orlando
San Diego is probably the best good sized city in California, with pretty much perfect weather year round. It only rains a total of about 3 weeks. Unless you are really far inland and then it gets super hot.
The rest of the cities in California can definitely get hot (and San Diego can, too) but usually in the summer and not usually for very long.
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.
Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.
Indiana's main advantage is it's quick to drive through. It doesn't take long to get from Illinois to Ohio.
Though I can't see a reason to drive through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or anywhere on the east coast as a trucker actually.
You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.
Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.
I would adjust some lines, but the broad strokes are there,
The too hot part in California confuses me? Is it because we are on fire?
In SoCal you have coastal and you have support groups for getting beat by the sun. It's the same climate all the way from the hills around LA/SD to the mountains in New Mexico.
No kidding? Never knew that.
That "people live here?" section contains Pittsburgh, Buffalo... also, more importantly, Scranton. And Old Forge, the hilariously self described pizza capital of the world.
Plus the “lake lovers” should probably be extended over to at least include the city that shares a name with one of those lakes. (Erie, PA)
You are missing an interesting demographic. Hill people. They live in west virginia, southern Ohio, eastern Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee.
there's a few of us out west I guess. alls I know is I descend from hillfolk on three sides, I'm not sure what that makes me
Hillfo
Giving Appalachia question marks from North to South is a good move. America has been giving it question marks since the founding.
Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.
Wait, New Orleans is what you referred to as the bad part of Louisiana? Never been but that's the only part of Louisiana I've ever thought of going to
No, I'm saying that the map labels Louisiana the crappiest state, but it isn't because it has New Orleans. Otherwise, the OP's map isn't bad.
Montana? Montana's just, like, Montana, man.
Hand over Hannah, Montana!
Lol fantastic, i love it
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
Annexed Canadians is pretty good tho.
Lost Scandanavians would be more accurate but.
Don't worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn't deserve such horrendous fate.
As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:
Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.
Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure
The cities along California's coast aren't barely habitable because of the heat; they're barely habitable because of pollution.
Signed, A Californian.
As a Brazilian, I didn't even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)
You haven't heard of LA? That surprises me.
As a former L.A. resident- the people who live there think it's a separate country too.
There's a massive Brazilian community here in Massachusetts, and with how people drive like the road laws don't apply you'd feel right at home.
When I was in Paraíba around JP a few months ago it wasn't much different than Boston, just more hatchbacks and motorcycles and less SUVs
Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place
I don't think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.