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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834

I'm a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who's never been to Brazil.

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As a brazilian who doesnt live in "all my brazilian friends live here" i have to say i am profoundly affended.

Good job :)

[–] NotSpez@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?

But yes.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

There’s also this other city without beach where people are from otherwise this is imo 1000% accurate as a European who hasn’t been to South America let alone Brazil

[–] m_f@midwest.social 30 points 6 days ago

Here's my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it's a country?)

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Very hot cities. Isn't San Diego supposed to be one of the best ranked in weather in the world? It's like less hot Orlando

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

San Diego is probably the best good sized city in California, with pretty much perfect weather year round. It only rains a total of about 3 weeks. Unless you are really far inland and then it gets super hot.

The rest of the cities in California can definitely get hot (and San Diego can, too) but usually in the summer and not usually for very long.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 days ago

Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As a Brazilian, I didn't even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You haven't heard of LA? That surprises me.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

As a former L.A. resident- the people who live there think it's a separate country too.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

There's a massive Brazilian community here in Massachusetts, and with how people drive like the road laws don't apply you'd feel right at home.

When I was in Paraíba around JP a few months ago it wasn't much different than Boston, just more hatchbacks and motorcycles and less SUVs

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Indiana's main advantage is it's quick to drive through. It doesn't take long to get from Illinois to Ohio.

Though I can't see a reason to drive through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or anywhere on the east coast as a trucker actually.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

I don't think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The cities along California's coast aren't barely habitable because of the heat; they're barely habitable because of pollution.

Signed, A Californian.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

And the lack of water.

[–] bilb@lem.monster 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That "people live here?" section contains Pittsburgh, Buffalo... also, more importantly, Scranton. And Old Forge, the hilariously self described pizza capital of the world.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

Plus the “lake lovers” should probably be extended over to at least include the city that shares a name with one of those lakes. (Erie, PA)

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.

Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

I would adjust some lines, but the broad strokes are there,

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The too hot part in California confuses me? Is it because we are on fire?

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

MUST BE UNIFIED

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Giving Appalachia question marks from North to South is a good move. America has been giving it question marks since the founding.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You are missing an interesting demographic. Hill people. They live in west virginia, southern Ohio, eastern Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, New Orleans is what you referred to as the bad part of Louisiana? Never been but that's the only part of Louisiana I've ever thought of going to

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

No, I'm saying that the map labels Louisiana the crappiest state, but it isn't because it has New Orleans. Otherwise, the OP's map isn't bad.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 6 days ago

I've never seen such a great description of West Virginia.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Montana? Montana's just, like, Montana, man.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Hand over Hannah, Montana!

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Lol fantastic, i love it

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

Those lakes do really have a lot to love

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