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[–] SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago (1 children)

If it was the cheating case then don't you think he should have beheaded her too? She's equally responsible for such an act.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 minutes ago

Did you miss that teddy bear on floor?

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 26 minutes ago
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Beast seems pretty chill for having recently been decapitated.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

"That all ya got, Bub?"

"Ah well, as my mother liked to always say, 'no use losing your head in tough situations'"

or

"To paraphrase the bard Shakespeare, 'To be or not to be, that is the -headed'" then wryly chuckles as his life fades

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 23 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Why doesn't she say, "it belongs to my teddy bear, look next to the bed!" This has got to be a parody of the cinema trope where characters choose not to give the easy explanation that would solve the problem instantly

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 minutes ago

This shit is exactly why I can't watch "romantic" comedies. Too many of them solely rely on stupid misunderstandings like that.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 3 points 1 hour ago

Not to mention that wolverines sense of smell would have immediately been able to tell the difference between a teddy bear hair and Beast's hair

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 44 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Was Beast watching them bone while pretending to read a book? Or is the sound of boning in the distance like white noise that helps him concentrate on what he's reading?

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 46 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Oh my god I'm an idiot, that's Beast. I thought Wolverine just decapitated Sonic for some reason.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago

That's some fanfic I wanna read lol

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 hours ago

I love your version of the X-Men and their crossovers more

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Based on the upvotes, it seems the internet (or this tiny corner of it anyway) thought you were onto something

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 3 hours ago

I think he has enhanced hearing, so maybe he just got used to it in general?