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[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

What about editing Windows registry? What does that rank? Hkey local machine?

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

Isn't this one of those fake lists to rage bait people?

  • I've read books.
  • In multiple languages.
  • And I can read musical notes.
  • I'm a capable home cook.
  • I've built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
  • My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
  • If you can read this, you know that I can write.
  • I can cut down vegetation.
  • I can even dive.
  • Yes, I open the camera app daily.
  • There's an app for that as well.
  • I'm wearing my backpack already.
  • Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.

Which is why I have an orgy every night.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

... grabs accordion...

[–] S13Ni@lemmy.studio 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I check like 5 outta that list and it ain't exactly giving results thr graph might suggest. Totally understandable tho.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The forgot live dungeons and dragons role playing, and metal detecting. You do those?

[–] S13Ni@lemmy.studio 1 points 3 hours ago

Not really, that explains it

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

My girlfriend loves the little trinkets and doodads I run off for her. I gave her a little tree that holds her jewelry and she got all moony and immediately asked for a couple more. She also loves watching the machine run, almost as much as I do. n=1 but some girls find 3d printing incredibly romantic.

[–] M600@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Ahh yes... my favorite hobby... foreign languages.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Learning languages can definitely be a hobby?

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Essentially just be a renaissance man. It's much easier to do when you're younger. I could've ticked off over half the list 10 years ago, but now it's just reading, cooking and writing. I don't have the time or energy for much outside of work these days.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I do photography, archery and 3d printing.

Photography seems to only invite critique, archery tends to be a short subkect of conversation but 3d printing usually leads to the most questions and takes up a larger part of the conversation.

When i played bass, no one really showed any interest other than one friends who caught me playing a small part of something i was figuring out how to follow it up and wanted to sample it. Which eventually led to nothing.

I designed a silencer for airsoft in fusion360 and already sold 10, a friend asked me to print a spitfire and i eventually summoned up the idea to make some spitfire exhausts he could mount on his spitfire themed mini cooper, my archery club has these plastic stars that tend to be used on the carnival for air guns so i designed some custom ones with their logo "just because". I also printed some trophy's which i still have to give out.

Once you get a reliable 3d printer and learn the software well enough, it is an amazing hobby.

The wife paints miniatures (think warhammer for example) and she needs plinths for her competition models. So i shit out a custom plinth within an hour including print time. It's so awesome and after 5 years i'm still amazed when i get to hold something that was nothing more than a digital design a mere hour before, i have a mini factory inside my house that only produces what i tell it to...it's absolutely insane.

[–] RatzChatsubo@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

So axe throwing is a good date idea! Got it

[–] ora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As a woman, unironically yes

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Seriously, idk if it was supposed to be sarcasm? That sounds awesome.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It was 17th on the list and didn’t make the cut. Was right below picking boogers and wiping them on the wall.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I mean some of the activities on the list can be done in RuneScape. But I’ve yet to find out how wipe boogers on the wall ingame.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

OSRS or the shitty one?

[–] dorron@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I've got 10k ready if you got a gf I can buy

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

What if you find yourself reading a culinary arts textbook in a foreign language?

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[–] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

I beg to argue that being able to 3d model the figures and printing your own original creations is far more attractive than downloading a file aomeone else made and printing that.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Release the full list.

I want to see the red flag hobbies

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Farting on cats was 28th.

[–] solstice@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Gaming is going to be at the bottom of the list, there, saved you a few minutes of googling.

[–] RatzChatsubo@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Collecting trains, doing meth, and painting D&D models

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Cruising glory holes, going to trump rallies, watching sports, hunting

[–] Homescool@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Fingernail collecting

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Uh, there is a typo, the second probably should say "functional languages". We all know how people are attracted to map, filter, and reduce.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Do audiobooks count as reading?

[–] arken@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

No, you have to tell women that your hobby is "listening".

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