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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[–] Zip2 7 points 3 days ago

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

That's exactly what a bot would say.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 2 days ago

also birds... they're just spy drones.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Ketamine hallucinations?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 days ago

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I havent snorted myself yet

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 3 days ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yes ~~I'm not talking about the pet play~~

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Unicorns that "lost" their horns identity as "horses" but that doesn't make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That's basic biology.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Textile joke. Nice.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Has he met Megan?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Either way, it's horse fuckin

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