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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So, someone had to go to a McDonald's and get a takeout order and then bring it to an airport and put it on a plane so they could eat McDonald's on a plane. Toddler shit right there

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It'd be cold too. Cold mcdonalds fries are nasty

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

This is what I was thinking. Id rather eat any bland ass airline food than cold mcdonalds.

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

They have airport McDonald's

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RFKJr only touching seed oils because he has a .22 pistol against the back of his skull

[–] BeanBoy@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RFK gonna have to send himself to the organic farm concentration camp

[–] context@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol' brainworms get fed

[–] buh@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

E. coli JDPON please do something funny timmy-pray

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I hope they all get E. coli.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (7 children)

is RFK Jr. doing some sort of light blackface here? his skin looks like leather

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Mimicking the appearance of your boss is a good way to move up in a hierarchy.

[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

He sleeps in a tanning bed like a diurnal vampire

[–] AutoVomBizMarkee@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

He’s Hulk Hoganing

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

You don't need vaccines when you can take melanin peptides

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[–] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do I get access to cutlery?

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Or a suicide vest?

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

I love how every artistic rendering of Trump done by conservatives makes sure to shave off a nice subtle 50 pounds at least

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is it, the nightmare wherein I am smoking a blunt.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I don't have the juice to bring it into existence but we could rly use some Disco posting under this post rn

The way they're staring dog-screm

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sandwich and 10 pc nuggies? Boozwazhee decadence

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

I know it's cause trump is just that guy, but would be hilarious if he had a side deal with mcdonalds for advertising

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

They all look like they're dying from different diseases

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dragon@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

He just wants to make America healthy again. He wants to ban chemicals from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking healthy eating seriously.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dragon@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago

He's literally eating McDonald's and a coke

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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Eating seed oils a day to keep RFK away

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Republic of McDonalds

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

de-empathy : There is a deafening silence here.

de-inland-empire : Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?

de-conceptualization : It can, the evidence is here. It's beautiful.

de-half-light : You should run.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

yay macdonnals!

do I see a fish delight?

[–] a_party_german@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

extra cursed nightmare blunt rotation

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Hexbear, I had that nightmare again. The one where I pray to Mohamed Atta and he doesn't answer.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did trump cook the fries? The people need to know

[–] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

It's incredible that RFK looks so shit he makes Trump look semi-decent by comparison

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Mayo Airlines

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

How does Elon manage to put his hand on his own knee like a creep? It's like he's noncing himself, truly non-euclidian levels of juicelessness. He must be suffering every moment

Lmao at Don Jr doing product placement presumably by sheer trained reflex

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the ~~design of the McDonnell Douglas DC-8~~ eating of McDonald's on private jet planes.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

This is their version of the shawarma scene

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