I just saw an article about a couple in Washington state who own a mechanic shop that bypassed diesel emissions systems on 375 customer's trucks. The increased emissions was the equivalent of adding 127,000 diesel trucks to the road and they made $500,000 in the process.
Their punishment for violating the Clean Air Act? A $20,000 fine and a few months of house arrest.
We didn't do it, Joe
"we're giving them a few more weeks to starve more people out before we 'admonish' them for starving people" 
We'll be here when you get back. Probably
I didn't know what verb to use, alright?
Sticking it to disaster victims
Imaginary boomer 
imaginary hexbear
Damn that's fucking rough
If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho
Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US
Is that the one the other Biden (Beau) was the legal defense for?
Ask me about my Pothos
Big fans of Chronicles of Riddick