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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago

Well, let me practice.

[–] lido@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Maybe I'm wrong, but I read this as a woman's response to Republicans.

[–] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 0 points 27 minutes ago
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[–] ntma@lemm.ee 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I don't give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 64 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Or you could teach him. Better for both of you.

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 70 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.

Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn't you?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 29 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I've heard from a lot of women that a portion of men take any attempt to provide suggestions as a direct attack on their masculinity

[–] namarupa@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

This happens when providing suggestions to anyone about anything when you're dealing with an insecure person.

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago

Not just men, I’m a lesbian and I’ve experienced this with women too. Some people are really sensitive to constructive criticism especially during intimacy.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 42 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Well that's just two reasons not to date them since those guys all probably listen to Tate.

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

I always think of Kramer saying he faked orgasms, LOL. 🤣

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dumped a woman when she told me she faked her orgasms. Good sex requires honesty, trust, and communication. It's impossible to get better when either person is being dishonest.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 18 points 1 day ago

Good, fuck her. Or not fuck her in this case. I've dated two or three guys that had honesty issues, and the relationship crumbled very quickly after I figured it out. Without trust there's no respect, no cooperation, no kindness.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 19 hours ago (11 children)

Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won't give up.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Have you heard about that wild thing you can do called “communication”

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"It's ok babe, I'm good, my thighs are sore."
"No, I'm gonna get you off tonight!"

Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn't mean the sex was bad, it doesn't mean I wasn't satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Okay but if that's his response then put your foot down and tell him in no uncertain terms that you are finished

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

If the follow up to you saying you're done is them demanding to keep going, that is coercive and fucked up. I wouldn't suggest lying in response unless you never plan to see them again, though, or if you feel safe and plan to address it later. It's just as fucked up to keep up with the lie afterwards as it is to be coercive, imo. Both play coercive, indirect ways of refusing respect, and the tit-for-tat dynamic risks setting up a breeding grounds of resentment for at least the person maintaining a lie. It also denies the coercive person the opportunity for growth.

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Tell him it's not going to happen. It's okay if it doesn't. The important part is he tried.

[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

I keep a box of “You Tried!” stickers in my nightstand for this very reason

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 84 points 1 day ago (12 children)

> Lies there like a dead fish
> Barely participates
> Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
> "Why are men so bad at sex?"

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 185 points 1 day ago (7 children)

While 100% in the don't fake it camp, please also remember us men are not mind readers and our equipment works different. Much like with cooking and cleaning, if you don't tell us what we are doing wrong or better yet show us the right way, we are going to assume we did our part cause we got the result we wanted and you didn't complain or ask for something different.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Also a woman's ability to cum varies HIGHLY from person to person.

I've noticed a pretty direct correlation with a woman's habit of masturbating and her ability to orgasm during sex. The chick I was seeing just before I went back to college, I'd believe it if you told me that I've played with her clit more than she ever has TO THIS DAY, and guess what? She never once gave me any suggestion on what she wanted me to do, I'm sure because she genuinely didn't know.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
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