malfunctioning microphone
it was NOT consensual. even the microphone was turned off by his words and his presence.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2024
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Who is that on the bottom
stormy Daniels
Thanks, never knew what she looked like
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Trump also complained about the low height of microphone stands at his events and showed how he would work around such issues, bobbing his head up and down in ... an imitation of oral sex.
So... he gets around such issues by blowing the roadies?
I mean, he does have some large judgements to pay, and a nickel is a nickel....
I honestly don't know how else to interpret that.
Putin is also of "low height".
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Damn. After all this time.
"That can't be real. right?"
Of course it's real. Of course it is.
The comments on Twitter/X were about what you’d expect, although many were too graphic to be posted here:
“Trying to make sure the campaign has a happy ending.”
“These are the book banning folks, right.”
“Evidently, Donald Trump’s final campaign message is ‘Hawk Tuah!’”
“There is something seriously wrong with this person. He’s willing to do or say ANYTHING to get some applause from his sycophantic cult.”
“He finally found something that consents.”
“Tomorrow the press headlines will be: Trump has technical difficulties but gives rousing speech.”
Because disinhibition is a sign of dementia.
THIS is not an onion article
This IS not an onion article.
This is NOT an onion article
This is not AN onion article
This is not an ONION article
This is not an onion ARTICLE
My first thought seeing the headline was "c/onion or c/nottheonion?
c/politics was not what I expected.
That last one makes me suspect this article might be an onion in disguise.
If Will Ferrel did this in a skit people would be saying he had jumped the shark.
Trump in the final week before the Presidential election for the United States of America just mimicked giving a blow job to a microphone.
After giving it a good handjob.
It’s on video in the article.
It’s real.
It’s beyond bizarre, it’s Trump.
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Remember when Howard Dean yelled funny and his career was over?
Byaaaaaaaaa!
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Don't credit me, I just browse the interwebs. Here, this one's mine.
He said he's good at the weave. I call it the bob but in the end it is the same motion.
ALL HAIL THE THROAT GOAT!
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He's got a long history of stimulating oral sex acts in public.
That last one though
I did Nazi that coming
Anne Frankly you should be ashamed
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Fucking corporate media putting this asshat on a podium for the last couple of decades asking, "why is this asshat on the podium?" Get fucked.
He learned to dance from Roy Cohn so not surprised. 
Annie’s young we try not to sexualize her
He has to show Putin that he is still his boy.
All the recent talk of Epstein has been bringing back memories.
He's just preparing for his eventual conviction and stint in prison.
Because he misses having threesomes with Jeffrey and Ivanka?
with many comments too graphic to share.
Do it, you cowards!
Because he's fucking weird.
practicing for his post-election meeting with the boss.
He's got issues.
I was joking around about what happens is Trump comes out in drag...well...uh...do all the maga homophobes start giving each other blow jobs for Trump now?
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It's his backup plan... if he doesn't get elected then he can't pardon himself or step-down and let Dunce pardon him. Instead, he has to be convincing that he's lost his mind and is unfit for trial/sentencing.
"He later added: “I get so angry. I’m up here seething. I’m seething. I’m working my ass off with this stupid mic. I’m blowing out my left arm. Now I’m going to blow out my right arm and I’m blowing out my damn throat, too, because these stupid people.”...HAHAHAHAHA. hes blown out in ways he simply cannot comprehend
Letting Putin, xi, and Kim Jung un see what he's offering them if he wins
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No idea honestly. Who knows.
Pardon?
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