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Hilarious post all around. The replies are extremely butthurt.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eternal reminder that KillEmAll Harris was part of the Jerry Brown administration immortalized in California Uber Alles.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eternal reminder that KillEmAll Harris was part of the Jerry Brown administration immortalized in California Uber Alles.

Almost. Same Jerry Brown, but a different administration and different century.

Harris was only 14 years old when California Uber Alles was released.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. : (

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)

For ~~dunking~~ dredging purposes:

https://www.reddit.com/r/punk/comments/1ggd7qr/a_reminder/

They're literally doing maybe-later-kiddo in the comments

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Ironically maybe-later-honey may be the better emoji considering that maybe-later-kiddo has actually mostly redeemed themselves lately by posting a lot if pro Palestine content and even saying they won't vote for Holocaust Harris because of the genocide

They've called libs blue MAGA even lol

Tho they've also posted a bit of cringe about Russia so there's still some residual liberalism and western chauvinism but I'm hoping that gets better

https://youtu.be/bmmSs5HNzlE

https://youtu.be/x1aDzCDcpOE

https://youtu.be/wnyxHSggurk

https://youtu.be/l3YuD6bL7zI

Unironically arm-L maybe-later-kiddo palestine-strong

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Good for them for having the guts to do a little introspection. mario-thumbs-up

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Lmao the Islamic jihad one had me laughing so much.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

wait, that's them?!?! holy shit i had no fuckin idea

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I'm genuinely shocked, I assumed after the whole chief kiddo thing they would just shrink into a corncob and disappear.

I see this poster on TikTok all the time and they always have good takes. To be fair, I've only ever seen them discuss Palestine, not Russia.

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[–] roux@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are the comments in /r/punk always that fed-posty lib-brained? I'm legit asking because the amount of capitalist apologia in a subreddit called fucking "punk" is kind of astounding.

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Checks out for people who learn how to be punk from reddit dot com. All aesthetics, no substance.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

It's just pure fucking aesthetics lol.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Reddit is filled with soy libs, so even cool subcultures like punk will just be the soy lib wing of that grouping

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Yes. I am calling punk a psyop to take people who would be good comrades and turn them into social outcasts who make really good music thus limiting the harm they could do to the system.

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

tell that to the...

The start of many a comment listing heinous shit the Republicans do. Which like true. This meme even says Republicans are bad and want to kill people.

Tell it to the fuckin Palestinians who are being murdered by Biden right now. Tell them how the Dems actually don't want to kill the poor (clean)

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m a curious party—what’s the difference between dunk and dredge? I’ve noticed there seem to be no more dunk tank posts, but dredge has replaced it?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dunk tank is for prevalent people only, so that it doesn't get filled with random reddit posts. Dredge tank is anything goes.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you! I enjoy them both. I feel like I don’t see dunk as much anymore.

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (9 children)

"Think of this election like a bus ride. You’ve got three busses: one takes you half way home, but you need to walk the rest of the way in the rain. The second takes you 75 miles in the wrong direction. The third never actually leaves the station. Which bus are you taking?

If you wanna argue that walking halfway home in the rain sucks, instead of acknowledging that the other two options are significantly worse then you’re the fucking problem. Shut the fuck up and get on the bus."

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

You’ve got three busses: one takes you half way home

I wish the democrats were even that useful. The analogy is broken immediately.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] roux@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

"Fuck you I'll do what they tell me."

[–] 2812481591@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Think of the election as a Bus route from source, S, to Target, T. a directed graph G=(V,E), where V is the set of vertices (nodes) and E is the set of edges. Each edge (i,j)∈E has an associated non-negative cost (or length) c~ij~

Let x~ij~​ be a binary variable that equals 1 if edge (i,j) is included in the shortest path, and 0 otherwise.

Minimize ∑​_(i,j)∈E [c~ij~​x~ij~​]

Subject to:

∑_j:(s,j)∈E[x~sj~]−∑_i:(i,s)∈E [x~is~]=1

∑_i:(i,t)∈E [x~it~]−∑_j:(t,j)∈E [x~tj]~=−1

∑_i:(i,k)∈E [x~ik~]−∑_j:(k,j)∈E [x~kj~]=0∀k∈V∖{s,t}

x~ij~∈{0,1}∀(i,j)∈E

[–] 2812481591@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

geordi-no Voting for Trump because of "accelerationism"

geordi-yes Voting For Trump Because Dijksta's algorithm found the shortest path to communism.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Thanks, that really cleared it up for me

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

I'll shamelessly repeat myself from another thread because ~~the libs don't appreciate my genius~~ i want to. Context is "i was fucking tired of all the effin bus analogies in that thread so i made my own

Living thru this election is being strapped in a burning swerving greyhound bus and both drivers are fighting over the intercom about illegal trans-immigrant surgery instead of watching the road the intercom is broken but no one's listening anyway we're all screaming at the drivers cuz we're crushing bodies left and right and anyway our hairs on fucking fire and then we realize (holy shit neither of these assholes will stop the bus) and we start struggling but the belts are too tight or maybe they're the only thing keeping us from flying out the side and then while we're fighting and burning we look out the window and we see a guy on the sidewalk and he's holding a sign

BE

REASONABLE

(they didn't like my version)

[–] capitanazo@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

They forgot that every bus is running over children as they go

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At this point it's one bus will take you 75 miles in the wrong direction and the other bus will take you 75 miles in the wrong direction but the driver will drive more slowly and spend the entire time telling the passengers to stop complaining, the bus is too headed in the right direction and you're just too stupid to see it.

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right before an election? Nows not the time to talk like this unless you want another four years from hell.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

If only someone had had the foresight to anticipate Beetlejuice's run for the presidency sadness. Maybe if we vote hard this time, next time the Republicans will choose someone whom we can discuss without manifesting anything!

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nerd erm actually in the scenario where the train doesn't leave the station, it's never specified that it starts raining. me personally, I would rather walk the full distance without rain than half the distance with rain

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Let's try something a little better. You're judging a chili cookoff, but both chilis are committing genocide. One chili will give you the shits for two weeks, the other will be fine but still kill children.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

If I was on an actual bus with the cheyney family I'd do something illegal-to-say

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

You’ve got three busses: one takes you half way home, but you need to walk the rest of the way in the rain. The second takes you 75 miles in the wrong direction. The third never actually leaves the station. Which bus are you taking?

This isn't far off the puzzle of my commute, and it turned out the answer to that was bike.

[–] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

r/punk is possibly the saddest subreddit I've browsed when I was still active on the site. I was expecting a lot of new or underappreciated punk artists I could discover, but instead it turned out to be a circlejerk about their favorite handful of big names from the 80s. Disappointing.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The punk subreddit is absolutely filled with really really stupid liberals so yeah this checks out.

You could probably start /r/realpunk or something and police it properly by kicking out libs and it'd end up really good.