I'll shamelessly repeat myself from another thread because ~~the libs don't appreciate my genius~~ i want to. Context is "i was fucking tired of all the effin bus analogies in that thread so i made my own

Living thru this election is being strapped in a burning swerving greyhound bus and both drivers are fighting over the intercom about illegal trans-immigrant surgery instead of watching the road the intercom is broken but no one's listening anyway we're all screaming at the drivers cuz we're crushing bodies left and right and anyway our hairs on fucking fire and then we realize (holy shit neither of these assholes will stop the bus) and we start struggling but the belts are too tight or maybe they're the only thing keeping us from flying out the side and then while we're fighting and burning we look out the window and we see a guy on the sidewalk and he's holding a sign

BE

REASONABLE

(they didn't like my version)