this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
534 points (99.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26915 readers
3833 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 32 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 1 month ago

What are you talking?

The forklift certification simulator is awesome!

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year's visit.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Given my interests and hobbies, I'd love the place!

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Thought the same! boy I could do so many half projects with this amount of pallets

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lots of different palates to cater to

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

And if you don't like one color, there's a wide palette to choose from.

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Disagree...we Dutch have a tradition called Huttenbouw, we use pallets and such and build fortresses, castles and bases. After finishing building we overnight in sleeping bags. It is a part of summer vacation, childhood.

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the volunteers like it even more, quite often we do a bonfire after with a lot of wood that is not usable anymore

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

Sure thing moonburster, the bonfire was the perfect closure. Such fond memories of these summers. Kids, piece of wood...and pyromania.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favorite ride is "Move this 2 story stack of pallets with a hand jack!"

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My favorite ride is hand jack surfing.

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Average pallet aficionados: u fkn idiot

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love pallets.

  • They are cool
  • They are interesting
  • They look good
  • They can be used for a lot of stuff

Mad anti-palleters?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They get full of bugs quick if they're outside too long

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • They offer housing to insects

Even better!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll bet that's the kind of place that has a popcorn cart popping away right next to the bulk nails... how late are they open?

[–] X_DIAS@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Missed chance to name it Pallet Town

[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If you go, definitely stay at Four Seasons Total Landscaping next door, best accommodations around and their convention spaces are great for any press conferences you might need to hastily put together.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk why but I can immediately tell this is the UK

[–] Buckshot@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Haha I know what you mean. It's in St Helens unless there's more than one

[–] ADTJ 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think it's a combination of:

The style of the curb and pavement.

The warning signs on the fence.

The telegraph pole.

It's an English speaking place

The sky is grey

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] SiEstUbiEst@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

palletland... PALLETLAND 🎵

[–] Intrepidtron@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Just came here to make this same joke.

[–] millerqueen 2 points 1 month ago
[–] sjpwarren@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not much for the Kiddies #sizzletown #podcast

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I was literally just thinking today, "I wonder where I could get some pallets..." I guess the universe has spoken

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno... Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Much cheaper too.

[–] Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Getting flashbacks of that one sketch in the TV show Burnistoun.....

widden pallets