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King Charles did not know what cling film was and ‘shrieked’ the first time he saw it (www.joe.co.uk)

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King Charles III had no idea what cling film was and “shrieked” the first time he saw it, an author has claimed in an unauthorised biography which detailed a selection of interesting stories about our new monarch.

Author Tom Bower said he interviewed over 120 people for his biography of Charles, entitled ‘Rebel Prince’.

The book delves into Charles’s struggles to overcome unpopularity, and includes some pretty unexpected tales along the way.

Explaining how the royal reportedly had his first encounter with cling film, Bower wrote: “He walked into the dining room and shrieked. Fearing the worst, Camilla dashed in after him. ‘What’s this?’ asked her husband, pointing at the food.

“’It’s cling film, darling,’ she replied.”

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The important detail, the year this happened, is left out. Cling film was invented during his lifetime so it had to be new to him at some point. Of course, the later the more embarrassing.

[–] smeg 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The phrase "asked her husband" implies it was 2005 at the earliest, which I think is pretty embarrassing

[–] GreatAlbatross 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's also entirely possible that the shriek was for comic effect, but the serious people in the room took it seriously.

"Remarkable! There is an invisible force-field around my dinner!"

[–] smeg 7 points 1 month ago

It seems pretty on-brand for King Sir Prince Charles though, maybe I just want to believe!

[–] Mr_Blott 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm usually wary of "unauthorised biographies" but apparently Tom Bower is one of the best. He's been sued for libel for almost every one, and won each time lol

It was all going so well up to 2019

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Bower

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yep, after reading that, 2019 seems like a good cutoff.

[–] Emperor 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real surprise is that Camilla was there, so he must have been getting on a bit by then.

[–] baggins@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago

Not really, he's been seeing her for most of his life.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

when was this?

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I am hoping that he shrieked because he learned about it when someone had saran-wrapped the toilet he was trying to piss into. Can you imagine?

[+] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com -15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Whut the fuck. Fuck the English. Fuck a monarch. It's 2024 you wankers.

[–] Mr_Blott 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not even English, but fuck you too, cunt

[–] SoJB@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

I was wondering what the common link between all these shit takes I’ve been seeing was

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Scrap the anachronistic monarchy and replace it with a President… the election might help to unite the country. The uk needs more politicians. What could possibly go wrong with electing a president? It’s not like it could destroy a country from the inside. That’s never happened.

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Historically Monarchies have been far more damaging to human rights in general.

https://historycooperative.org/history-of-human-rights/

[–] HumanPenguin 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

About as valuable as saying. More shit happened in the far past then recent past.

Democracy is a pretty recent experiment. And over the time it has grown. Some pretty evil shit has been done in its name. Comparing it to 1000s of rears in the past where few nations past of any power had other options. Is hardly cause and effect.

Nothing more then desperate point scoring on either side.

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*than

The point was to show why there aren't many Monarchies anymore and the ones that are, usually amount to little more than a mascot.

[–] HumanPenguin 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately fails when you look at timing.

The UK started democracy in 1690. When we cut the kings head off. Messed up the republic with religiose zealotry. And started our current constitutiomal Monarchy with a powerless monarch.

Slavery in Africa begun after that mainly started by the Spanish. But that British democracy did some of the most harm raising cities.

The finally ended it in 1838. But democratic America built entirly from it continued for nearly 40 years more.

The 2nd World War was started by democratic Germany. Along with the holocaust.

I'm sorry but no. Democracy was at no point a change in human morality. Humans were shit under all forms of management. Democracy was simply no worse.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm actually on the side of a republic, but the ownership of the royals in the UK is...interesting.

If we were to decide to get rid tomorrow, they don't suddenly not exist. They essentially move into a position where they are more tied to the outcome of Britain than many of our politicians, and the blocker on them holding political opinions is revoked - not that it ever fucking stopped them.

Furthermore, they outright own a lot of land, businesses, and buildings. They would own this if we got rid, and would basically hold enough capital to be multi-billionaires for many generations, if not centuries.

IMO the best thing that the UK can do is chip away at their power, while also reducing them to a point where they make income that is tied to the populace rather than making more money as crown estate custodians. If the people are poor, cut their income or push them towards more marketing of the royals to make money for the country.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I’ve been thinking about your answer… I’m not a Republican simply because I don’t think yet another politician and election would help - so I’m kind of a monarchist by accident I suppose. You mentioned chipping away at their power - we started that process in the early 1200’s (ce) with the Magna Carta. Surely we must be nearly done by now? I know things take a while on the UK; but that wait seems ridiculous.