I've been pretty intoxicated, even to the point it was problematic. At no point did it occur to me to fuck a tortoise, or any animal, for that matter. Not that I want an answer, but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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It raises a lot of questions I don't want to know the answers to.
...but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
Slowly
First you need a stepladder...
How big is this tortoise??
I could have sworn it said 'horse'!
Time for the ultimate rhetorical question.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
I’m vaguely curious, but I don’t think I want to actually know.
Well, well. Looks who’s come out of his shell.
Colacan me crazy.
Sorry had to, I'll stop.
Should have stuck to sheep, wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow in his part of the world.
I would have expected that he'd have to shell out for a huge fine.
They then uncovered the video images of the extreme pornography, which showed sexual acts with a horse, a dog and a tortoise.
I assumed they mean a person having sex with different animals, but one could read that as saying there's a cray video of a dog, a tortoise and a horse having a threesome.
Whatever headcanon helps you sleep at night.
That's... that's not a thing that helps me sleep at night.
Gets you too excited, huh?