this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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I've been pretty intoxicated, even to the point it was problematic. At no point did it occur to me to fuck a tortoise, or any animal, for that matter. Not that I want an answer, but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
It raises a lot of questions I don't want to know the answers to.
Slowly
First you need a stepladder...
How big is this tortoise??
I could have sworn it said 'horse'!