a brave act of defiance against the democrat-manufactured hurricane 
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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I wasn’t aware of this “democrats control the weather” conspiracy theory until a “moderate”, Never Trump conservative in a group chat started with “I’m not saying the Biden admin is definitely controlling the weather, but…”
“I’m not saying the Biden admin is definitely controlling the weather, but…”
Honestly this is the logical conclusion of so-called liberal democracy. Crazy nonsense like this.
Say what you will but no one would ever do this for kamala
I, Earnest B. Neolib, President Emeritus of the KHive Chapter B of Marin County want to speak on the "man on the pier". I have seen disreputable individuals on the Internet proclaim that "No one would ever do this for Kamala." Look, I am not a single man. I have a wife and we have two children. In addition to my family - I have other obligations and commitments. I am the owner of a real estate company with approximately 100 employees. I cannot go on a pier with literally 100+ mile an hour winds and put my life at risk. However what I can and must do is mention how Trump...
Earnest B. Neolib
Knowhutimean, Vern?
Idk K-Hive is pretty wacky.
Dude exactly that's what I think Iv and others were getting at i think yesterday when i mentioned she was an empty pantsuit in 2020, she has negative charisma and inspires literally no one, she's a less competent Hillary Clinton who has somehow stumbled her way into this election
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This should be an emote
and the credit should be changed to 'Produced By J. SAKAI'
I wouldn't even do this for Fidel Castro 
furiously looks for a live stream
A joke in very bad taste
Maybe it's a dead stream.
The only bad taste here is what the sharks will be getting
Oof.
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"Oh, Bent Fin, I once ate some whale carcass that tasted like ten year-old rotten potatoes mixed with toxic waste and it was slimy like nothing else on earth. I can close my eyes and still remember it. And that was still better than that chud.
"And he was alive. How is that even possible?"
"I have no idea. But I can't wait to shit that guy out."
"Me too, buddy. Me too."
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no more half measures walter
I will never understand what Trump did to earn such ~~un~~dying devotion from his acolytes
Made the libs mad
how is it possible to be this cucked? what's going thru someone's head when they do this? "i'm gonna get so many points from the other trump cultists"? wow what a prize.
what's going thru someone's head when they do this?
Debris, launched by gale force winds
Yeah, stay and you may die. Run and you’ll live, at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell the demoncrats that the 'cane may take our lives, but it’ll never take our freedom!
- Mel Gibson with war paint face voice...
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Trump would 100% be the walking dude in the stand and this deranged guy would be the trashcan man.
I really thought when Obama was president he was going to remain the most cult-like figure of American politics of my lifetime. Yet as early as 2016 - of course - I was proven to be 100% wrong. Obama merely had a rock star level of popularity. But it was clear to me after Trump's inauguration in 2017 that he wasn't a politician in the mind of his base. He had become a cult leader to millions. And over time - his hold on them as only gotten stronger.
Before Trump - a wacko with a flag on a pier during a storm that could injure him or kill him and send his body out to sea would have only appeared in The Onion or in a meme like a guy with a shotgun who's gonna shoot at the hurricane. Yet he we are and it's real. I wonder what happened to the guy. Is he on land and in a safer situation? Or did he fall into the drink perhaps never to be seen again?
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"That's life!" By Frank Sinatra starts to play
That's life (That's life), that's what all the people say
You're riding high in September, shot down in October
But I know I'm gonna change that wind
When I'm back on top, back on top after the 'cane?
The rhymes 
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As it said in the Book of Revelation, "His servants shall serve him, and they shall see his face."
rip bozo
The comments are amusing but these are moreso. 10/10, I needed the laughs.
Bit idea: Maga white nationalist dipshit ends up in Valhalla, upset that the people there groom themselves, bathe, use perfumes, aren't Christian OR Zionists (they have no idea why the Eastern Roman Empire has to be divided like that) are gay and don't speak English. It becomes his personal hell.
He opens the door to the Great Hall. "I AM HERE! MY NAME IS MIKE AND I DIED FOR TRUMP!" Mike is a confused and then bewildered when people stare, snicker, laugh, and speak to each other in foreign languages. He can't even get something good to eat. He thinks everybody is a moron because they don't know what "I want an overdone steak with ketchup," means.
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Netflix and/or HBO execs are you there? This is a tv comedy series waiting to get made.
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Oh no!
Anyway
Shark Party in 3... 2...
~~Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo~~
Biggie shark, nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom
A true patriot hoisting the banner of freedom over some random pier in Florida 
This is some cult like behavior
Trying to prove it's false? But it's happening.
Something something about bad country children drown trying to save a picture of Dear Leader something something cult of personality.
If my some hellish miracle he survives, dude will be an undeniably entertaining circuit.
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