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I, Earnest B. Neolib, President Emeritus of the KHive Chapter B of Marin County want to speak on the "man on the pier". I have seen disreputable individuals on the Internet proclaim that "No one would ever do this for Kamala." Look, I am not a single man. I have a wife and we have two children. In addition to my family - I have other obligations and commitments. I am the owner of a real estate company with approximately 100 employees. I cannot go on a pier with literally 100+ mile an hour winds and put my life at risk. However what I can and must do is mention how Trump...
Knowhutimean, Vern?
I used to threaten to make Eggs Erroneous for my family for breakfast. They still have no idea what the fuck I'm on about, or why I ask for the yellow modeling clay
It took Pauly Shore to cure us of that one.
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...Buuuuuud-dy.Annnnd I just read the Jim Varney Wikipedia entry...
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