this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2024
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[โ€“] Emperor 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And you know what? They did steal our pile of rocks

[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That still doesn't give you carte blanche to steal everyone else's rocks.

Give 'em back.

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

No, we will put them in our museum

[โ€“] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Bloody Romans!

[โ€“] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

and turned it into the Hadrian wall

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have edible snails because the Romans imported them but no-one here eats snails. Still. Italian food, right? Bestintheworld right?

[โ€“] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

The Gauls would like a word

[โ€“] Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

It also required so many soldiers to keep that anyone put in charge of Britannia could take the legions to march on Rome and would have a chance of becoming the new emperor.

[โ€“] diegooooooo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And worst of all: What have the romans ever done for us?