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[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 36 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I’m not an old dude, but I mean these women need that crowd to make money. It’s weird calling them creeps but at the same time they are posting nearly nude photos of themselves publicly on social media. Who do they think is following that content? Physicists at CERN calculating the new gravitation force off of your oversized diaper butt BBL? medical doctors determining the tolerance a 115lb woman with 1000cc of silicone can tolerate? Get real, you’re posting your tits because you know exactly those types of dudes will follow and you can either trick them into giving you money for feet pics or buying you a weekend in Dubai.

These 22 year old “model influencers” will be begging for these old dudes to pay them attention when they hit the wall in 5 years.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 37 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Yea, those busted 27 year olds. Wtf

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, they kind of had a point until they busted out the incel-speak at the end.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 4 points 14 minutes ago (1 children)

That "hit the wall" stuff is always hilariously transparent. It's a self-soothe. "She won't be worth it in a few years anyway so you're missing out."

I'm 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I'm really looking forward to my crone era.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

I will say that by 27 creepy old men did stop yelling their attraction at me as I walked down the street, which was nice

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was because of your age or was it in respect to your Rank? Unless you were still a Lt. Lezbian at the time. Here's hoping Major is soon!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 36 minutes ago

They certainly were particularly vocal back when I was an ensign

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It’s what Decaprio does so…

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago

Dicaprio hasn't been a role model for me since I saw him in basketball diaries and spent the next few years trying to be just like Jim Carroll. Never again Leo. Never again.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago
[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 14 minutes ago

I don’t really see how wives following a bunch of young women is weird, they often socialize quite a bit with each other.

Seems less weird when you put it that way

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 77 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That is a rough looking 40.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

doesn't look a day over 69

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 2 hours ago

He looks nice.

[–] InvictusUmbra1824@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago

A tripod huh?

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 93 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Same answer for why dudes constantly channel flip... looking for boobs.

[–] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 32 minutes ago

I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 70 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.

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[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

The real post is always in the comments

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

The maddest of lads

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