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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Am I the only one scanning the image for a well hidden Saddam?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

I was disappointed too :(

[–] fross@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Ayyyy Come on guyyyyyy relaaaaax

[–] meliante@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll allow it.

Mainly because not American, it's been 20 years and biggest atrocities have happened and are happening around the world so, yeah. Jokes are funny.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When does Palestine get a holiday?

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Oct 7, 2043. Following the South Park Rule of Tragic Comedy.

Honestly feel like the creation of this meme was closer to 9/11 than it is to today.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was looking for Saddam Hussein in the tomatoes.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Classic rookie mistake. He surely is in the lettuce. It costs only time to find him.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 68 points 5 days ago

The joke is too old for him

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

I was thinking "is this the pedo guy?" so i guess it's not

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It is interesting to experience my own increasing openness to this kind of humor as time passes.

For context, I'm an American, I was an adult when this happened, and have worked for one of the involved airlines since before the attacks, but was nowhere near NYC and didn't know anyone directly impacted.

But even still, probably 5 years ago I'd have been a little skeeved out my this. Now I chuckle.

Just interesting.

[–] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Most of the countries that were invaded by the Nazis make Hitler jokes except for the Germans.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but I think I'm okay with Germany's stance on it, as I understand it at least.

It isn't avoidance or denial, it seems to me, as much as total repudiation.

It strikes me as an appropriate response for a nation that is host to such an abomination, and worthy of emulation by any other nation that should ahem manage to make any similar mistakes.

[–] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This might be a weird take, but it does show. The Germans tend to keep to themselves. You don't really come across them that much in other parts of Europe. It's very noticeable in some music subcultures, which don't make it into Germany, but do all around Germany, which is interesting.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well and you have partition and reunification as well, which must play into it. Postwar Germany seems to have been partially defined by a series of unique and almost absurd culture shocks as Germany encountered successively different versions of itself.

I hope this discussion doesn't offend the Germans among us. My interest is earnest and genuine, and as an American in 2024, more than simply academic.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Germany's entire history since the fall of the Roman empire is just a series of culture shocks. East Francia, the clusterfuck of the HRE, the subsequent clusterfuck of Austria and Prussia, so on and so forth.

The only ones who had it worse were the Italians.

[–] fross@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Different cultures and different people deal with this sort of stuff in different ways.

I wasn't in NYC at the time, but I had been in the twin towers one month before the attack. I was working in London during the attack, my building for evacuated. Still, when I heard that a radio station had played "it's raining men" during the attack, it was a big oof but also a very good if tasteless joke. And that was the same year!

The British have a great sense of humour for dealing with tragedy. After the 7/7 bombings, an old chap on the news was saying "I've been bombed by a better class of bastard than this", and the next day office staff across the whole financial centre, at least, all lined the roads at 11am. Both in remembrance, and in defiance of the attackers.

Some people find stuff sacrosanct and feel it can't be mentioned, let alone be the basis of a joke. And some feel humour is a way to humanise, process and deal with a tragedy. But let it be clear it is never mocking the tragedy or victims, it is usually looking for some funny angle on something inconsequential compared to the tragedy.

(Of course there are examples to the contrary, I'm giving an overall view of the reaction there at the time and since)

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Honestly that's a good thing. People sometimes get too uptight about this stuff. I'm not saying it's always right to make a 9/11 joke, but context matters

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Blackmist 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Took a second for me to see it was priced for 2 footlongs, I was thinking $9.11 was a decent price for one today

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Back then it was “too soon”

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow, it's probably a one in a million chance that you replied that to someone who knows the reference.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

I remember a while back when this was new and someone in a video tried to use it as a coupon and they honored it. I can't find the link to the video though... 🙁

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 18 points 4 days ago

I pitched commemorative 9/11 Jenga (comes with 2 block towers) and people didn't like that idea either.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"A second sub got eaten for lunch! I repeat second sub has just been eaten for lunch!"

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Nobody can explain who ate sub #7!

[–] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Does it come with a 5 sided cookie with a hole in the middle?

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Now this is a property shit post, unlike the chipotle thing

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oooh dang I only saw it now.

My fingers are so used to typing this shit that they may have gained sentience and are outsmarting my brains.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

This is on brand for Subway, they have a special talent for making terrible decisions.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 4 days ago

Mayo doesn't melt subway foot long's!

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Can you even get a single footling sub for less than $9 now?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

Nah, they’re insanely priced now. I’ll make my own at home but better.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Real question is why would i buy them when i can make my own

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Nah I'll get like a 6" combo (drink and chips) for like... $12.

Footlongs are probably about the same. They're not even great sandwiches, idk how they exist when there's jimmy johns and jersey mikes. Way better for about the same price.

maybe ham or veggie.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Four

Four point

Four point zero five five

Foooootlooooongs

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

8.11, never forget

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

A second footlong has just hit my stomach.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Actually Jared was fucking little kids. He's going to hell though, if that exists.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Wasn't that one hell of a plot twist eh? The guy became an icon and we finally find out about this year's later.