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[–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

[–] pipes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't you just, y'know....fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I'm not going to be surprised by anything at this point

[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the NESTification of our world and our neighbors is a worrying trend

[–] Chinchillax@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some annoying neighbor kids keep ringing our doorbell and running away. I’m hoping getting one of these will stop all the ding dong ditching :/

I hate needing to buy one though. It doesn’t feel good

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Just disconnect your doorbell. You can take the cover off of it, the wires are right there.

[–] Chinchillax@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do like this idea! Cheap too!

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah but the enjoyment of the young hooligans... They'll just resort to TP!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

This is the way. Nothing happening is boring, so they go do some other mischief.

Just Why is a doorbell fuse switch not mandatory?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if you want a doorbell for, you know, if someone wanted to ring it to let you know they are at your door or something

[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they can't text me I don't want to deal with them.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Lmao

[–] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GLORY TO YOUR HOME SECURITY

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

GLORY TO YOU… AND YOUR HOUSE SECURITY SYSTEM

come on man it was right there lol

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

This is not your doorbell. It's run by nest.

[–] data1701d@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago

Next day: there's a mek'leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 months ago

Ring Doorbell: "There is no glory here! Go away!"

[–] Kabutor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

[–] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

Dishonor on your AI!