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submitted 3 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 71 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A kindergarten class threatened to boycott milk time if the teacher didn't play Peppa pig. The cops were called in to help deescalate.

There were no survivors.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cops were called to a kindergarten class. A young student was arrested for "resisting a rest".

The next day cops were back due to a "kid napping"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

We don't talk about the Stretch Armstrong "armed rubbery" tragedy.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

ANAKIN NO

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 59 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, cops with roid rage, exactly what we want.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Roid pig.

[–] RubyRhod@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm too lazy to add a little police hat and baton, need to imagine that part of it.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OP already did that for you.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Fucking hell, I love this place

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The leash also needs to be a lot longer.

[–] ClimacticClimateChange44@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Useless red circle.

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk I’m pretty bad at seeing things I probably wouldn’t have noticed the bent baton if it wasn’t circled

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I didn't notice it until the text pointed it out

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only hope is that he is so bulky he can't swing efficiently.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if that guy can wipe his ass.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz -2 points 3 months ago

100% chance he's so homophobic that he goes into homosexual panic if his fingertip even grazes his butthole.

That pig does not wipe.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

isn't this a movie still with extras and their plastic replica gear? I wanna say batman Begins.