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[–] bradv@lemmy.ca 86 points 1 year ago

Yeah but look what happened to him

[–] Nurgle@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

We weren’t allowed to have facial hair below the ears in catholic school. Used to bring up my man JC’s full fucking beard all the time when they hassled me.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I wonder why boys in a Catholic school can't have long hair like a girl? It's not like it would make them look more like a girl would it? And even if it did make them look more girlish, how would that affect anybody at the Catholic school? It's not like Catholics are known for nefarious things...

[–] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Listen man, the priests like what they like. Don't kink shame.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

True. Judge not lest ye be judged and whatnot. Mb.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Chalky_Pockets@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I take pretty much every opportunity to shit on the rosary rattler cult, but this is the first I've heard of this particular rule, I'm pretty sure it's just some Catholic schools. And surely "Jesus had long hair" came up often.

[–] XiELEd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The rule is quite prevalent in the Philippines

Female Skirts should be 2 inches below the knee. No crumpled socks.

No makeup, no nail polish. No flamboyant artificial hair color.

[–] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah my Catholic school allowed everyone to have whatever hairstyle they wanted. Hair dye, piercings, and tattoos were also allowed. Actually, not sure about the tattoos but I definitely had friends who had them and they weren't expelled or anything.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

It's just a way to control people and instill the idea that being controlled is fine and good

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus was trans confirmed ✅

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, where tf is he supposed to get an Y chromosome if Mary is a virgin?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

God is a female confirmed ✅

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

just afab. He clearly goes by He/Him pronouns (extra credit: discuss if the capitalized form counts as a neopronoun)

[–] aram855@feddit.cl 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Technically that's misgendering by the part of whoever write the things. God made man and woman in their image, so they are neither. It should be a They. Even more so if you consider his 3-part existence.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even more so if you consider his 3-part existence

Their

[–] aram855@feddit.cl 3 points 1 year ago

lmao got me

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 3 points 1 year ago

lmao, god's pronouns are specifically the plural They/Them

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

It does. That's so extra of Him. God bless. It's giving Holy vibes fr.

[–] dragonflyteaparty@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

They're just full of hypocrisy.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Petition to change the holy trinity to father, son, and main boy

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Father, Son, and Dat Boi!!!!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Priests don't like boys with long hair.

[–] PierrAlz@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

I never thought of that!

[–] RoundSparrow@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Way back in October 31st 1517 finally one of the clergy got so fed up reading the damn book that they said, "Sin Boldly" and said... read here, verse Romans 11:32 ... romans1132.com

The book is so full of contradictions and that's the power. It cuts both ways.

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Boyception.