Truly the biggest brain on the internet
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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Declaring some AI generated garbage that took zero talent to create as his magnum opus is the most pathetic shit ever, huge loser energy.
I mean, it's Tim Pool. It might actually be the best thing he's ever done.
I was so cringe a million people stood in awe
"Computer, is there any way to generate a nude Trump?"
"Not computing. Please repeat."
"NUDE. TRUMP."
"This is not suitable for work... are you sure?"
"Mhmm!"
brother really kicked up the 4d3d3d3 on this one
Add sequence: FISH DELITE
Did he also call his mom and tell her that he made it
I hope, when society collapses, all of the AI garbage is stored somewhere so future generations can see the Glorious Visions we wrecked their planet for 
has trump ever touched a bunny? I don't want bunnies subjected to trump
the union protects us fortunately
It is truly said that there's an emote for everything on our blessed Hexbear 
He doesn't strike me as someone who likes animals.
It's another addition to one of my favorite genres of derangement: images of trump doing things he would never do, like getting on a motorcycle
Well, he's definitely (CW: SA) groped plenty of playboy bunnies, if that counts?
hahahahahahahaha what the fuck
this is somehow way more bizarre and creepy than Ben Garrison drawing Trump with Tom Platz's physique
I swear I thought HarryLime's avatar was Tim Pool and his beanie all this time. Seeing them side by side I can see now I was mistaken.
I am very not happy about that statement
Tim Pool is the dollar store “Harry from Home Alone”
Doing skateboard tricks right into a gauntlet of traps dreamed up by a 6 year old that include roofing tar and nails
W E I R D O
Holy shit how can someone post this and not immediately have a fatal stroke from self-induced cringe?
“We’re beating the weird allegations with this one boys!”
Is this like a secret boss fight in Anor Londo
Secret boss fight hidden behind 3 illusory walls
Full cutscene introducing Trump
And then the fight is just Midra phase 1
He drops 20 souls.
Drops a cool weapon if you chop his ear off.
Promised Consort Donald J. Trump
Phase 2 J.D Vance runs up and jumps on his back, then spends the rest of the fight hanging on for dear life
This feels like satire of Tim Pool, but
right up there among the dumbest people on Twitter
I want to push Tim Pool into a locker as hard as I can.
I swear this guy is getting dumber and weirder each day
Beanie is slow-cooking his brain. It's starting to reach the point where it just starts to fall apart.
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This new trend of calling them weird is fucking fun. It's like the entire internet has learned that bullying works all at once.
It is honestly a bit refreshing, it seems like some of a veil was lifted and Trump derangement syndrome died between some couch cushions. They're really silly weirdos and what made them a threat was treating them like one, about 8 years late on a pretty obvious realization. But here we are. Of course I also don't think it'll last.
It's a bit of a reversion. They were treated as silly weirdos before gamergate when the far right really got its claws in. They should be shoved back in that locker but libs thought reasoning and debating with them was a viable path first which only strengthened them.
The thing is, they'll have to keep doing it. Even if another Jan 6th happens or whatever. And libs not being hysterical isn't something I'd ever bet on. The cat has been out of the bag for too long to just put back, it had lots and lots of weird little kittens too and they're in the engine blocks, the gutters, the trash cans and the bushed just waiting for the right person to follow home. We kept nazism out of the mainstream for a good while after ww2 and a mere 20 years later they had pow camp sitcoms. It's been a pretty common refrain to never tske these creeps too seriously because thst gives them power. Mock em from a distance and bash em up close, keep the maggots down in the dirt cause when they get out of the dirt and into your trash bin, they get fat and grow up into a swarm of flies. So they're both flies and kittens is what I'm saying cause I am clumsily using 2 animal metaphors for the same thing and keeping it.
The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, The Witch, and the Donald.
ew.
I could have sworn we had an emoji of that guy praying to trump before the police smashed his window. Can't find it.
Does this make no fucking sense or am I having a stroke?
Is this a BLEEM quote? From a Court Of Fae and Flowers?
Utter hraka!
Self described "left liberal" btw
Cool and normal
Ok but I wanna hug that bnuy for real
I WILL KISS HIM AND LOVE HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND CALL HIM GEORGE!
Is beanie man posting a veiled threat to put 
out of his misery? (cw ableist, fictional murder)
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