He seems like he'd like mill decks. "Uh-oh! Looks like you can't draw any cards! Or play any! Haha isn't it fun when I'm the only one placing cards!?"
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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Mono blue main that forces every game to go 30 turns.
No, even more infuriating. He needs to play something that perfectly exemplifies congressional deadlock.
He'll play lantern control and that's final.
Fun fact: he's basically an edgy Redditor
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask at what time the narwhal bacons."
Anyone in the legendary M:TG Ass-crack Grand Prix (Reddit post) would be better Vice Presidents than JD.
ass-crack preview, nsfw
Y'all are wild "hE pLaYs BlUe" nah man I'll tell you the kind of mtg play Vance is, he's the dude who shows up the the store ever tournament with the flavor of the month deck that just won the previous scg event. He the dude that shoots every edge and plays just sloppy enough that your wondering if he played and extra land before he corrects you, "two explores". Lastly he's the kind of player that is mining salt after missing top 8 because he got beat by someone's pet tribal deck they been building and playing for the better part of the last decade.
There should not be any MtG players in government.
Wow
Wow
Fair
Yeah, separation of Church and State!
separation of church and skate
I don't know how to get rid of her
We deserve better rep! Magic players rise up!
(I actually haven't played M:TG in a decade lmao)
Boy, you've missed a lot
I haven't played M:TG in 25 years. Is my second edition nalathni dragon worth anything yet?
Depends. Is it the Japanese promo or an English one? And what condition is it?
On Cardmarket, Europe-based, the Japanese ones go for around 8ish€, the English ones for around 2€. So not a lot, sadly
https://www.cardmarket.com/en/Magic/Cards/Nalathni-Dragon/Versions
JD Vance definitely plays blue, and not with one of the fun decks.
No such thing. Counter is inherently anti-fun
So is removal
And everything that stops me from winning
At least I get etb effects vs removal
Big Counterpost vibes.
Fuckin mull-for-a-force-ass bitch