politics

Imagining the Philly Phanatic as an executioner where his nose that does the little party favor noisemaker thing is a Looney Tunes gun that makes the little "bang!" flag, except it actually kills him

Any state laws would be overturned basically immediately. It's understood states can determine like how voting happens but stuff like residency requirements is up to the US constitution/congress/SCOTUS if they fight it. SCOTUS just recently (in line with the past courts so not new) threw out Colorado saying Trump wouldn't be on ballots there. Basically the logic being "that isn't up to states to determine. Just follow the US constitution for national level elections. If he is to be disallowed it will be handed down by congress or courts." (From memory, might be slightly off)

And as far as the residency requirement, it seems to be accepted (although probably someone would challenge this if Bibi ran and won) that it doesn't mean literally living in the states for 14 years but rather maintaining a residence here... so a US citizen abroad who owns or rents a home in the US (I think Bibi does. I assume so anyway) would be eligible under current interpretations. I think it would pass too based on the fact that there are senators from other states who establish residency and run in those states without living there in reality (Oz tried to do that in PA for example. Had he won, no one would have seriously challenged his residency claim even though it is bullshit and against the spirit of the law)

No one would seriously challenge him on eligibility and if they did SCOTUS would have his back, imo. All the SCOTUSes of the past too, not just the current super far right one.