this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] adam_y@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

Megamind knows stuff.

[โ€“] manicdave 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Telekinesis, and somehow looking like he's being filmed using early 90s TV cameras.

[โ€“] athairmor@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Heโ€™s been on holiday to parts of the galaxy they didnโ€™t know existed.

[โ€“] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Wonder if he's gonna go bald like his dad

[โ€“] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

His head looks fine if you set it to Normal View.

[โ€“] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

He probably consumes mass quantities.

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[โ€“] qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It's like a melon on a toothpick!

[โ€“] flamingos 19 points 4 months ago

He must be really thankful for button-up shirts.

[โ€“] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is he even old enough to have his spaceship license? ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

He ain't flying, he's the mobile landing strip they send down first.

[โ€“] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Being able to leave facebook groups without help. Knowing how to record an outgoing vmail msg. Setting the clock on the microwave. Successfully turning off a mobile phone in a theater. Not having said phone flashlight on at all times.

Knowing what voicemail is? Definitely not a young person.

[โ€“] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Why is his head like that?

[โ€“] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

That's where he keeps all the experience older MPs lack

[โ€“] Emperor 7 points 4 months ago

Inbreeding? Just bear in mind, he's one of the ones they allow out in daylight. See also: The Monster of Glamis.

[โ€“] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

He's the only one who's fought Metro Man

[โ€“] Emperor 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My first guess was he wasn't raised on this planet but then there's John Redwood.

So I'm going for the fact that he is from the first generation whose parents were on mephedrone when they were conceived.

[โ€“] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Holy Hell. These people need to fire whomever is running their PR/marketing campaigns, because their photography skills really suck.

There are a few (not many) decent photos that donโ€™t make John Redwood look like some horrendous monster. So I would imagine that those other photos are bad angles or lighting.

Please be bad angles and lighting. ๐Ÿฅบ

Please? ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] Emperor 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They don't call him The Vulcan for nothing.

[โ€“] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m down to two reasons:

  1. He must Pon Farr every 7 years, or
  2. Heโ€™s made entirely from rubber, and must continually go through the vulcanization process to maintain his shape?
[โ€“] Emperor 4 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

John Redwood

Why is Alan Alda in the wrong aspect ratio?

[โ€“] Flax_vert 10 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] Infynis@midwest.social 10 points 4 months ago

Inflation has really been hurting his haircut budget

[โ€“] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Jesus Christ look at the noggin on that lad

[โ€“] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mate ate the entire hive mind

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago

Destroying Neo-Tokyo.

[โ€“] cook_pass_babtridge 8 points 4 months ago

Experience of having a massive fucking head.

[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Where did kryten find that wig?

[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Actual_Idiot@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

It's like a pumpkin

[โ€“] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know man, he looks like a smart guy.

[โ€“] Emperor 3 points 4 months ago

I'm sure he has his lightbulb moments.

[โ€“] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

He knows how to build an interociter.

[โ€“] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Oh I get it now! Thatโ€™s one of those head-shaping devices they give to newborns with disfigured heads (Helmet Therapy).

I bet because his is taking so long, his mommy and daddy had one made to look like hair so as not to draw too much attention to his deformational plagiocephaly.

Yโ€™all should be ashamed for making fun of babyโ€™s deformation. ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘ถ

[โ€“] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Knew the comments here would be golden.

[โ€“] NewDark@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] Flax_vert 2 points 4 months ago

He knows who asked