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'Baby of the House' has 'experience older MPs won't have' (b.l3n.co)

submitted 4 months ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker

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But what is it?

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Holy Hell. These people need to fire whomever is running their PR/marketing campaigns, because their photography skills really suck.

There are a few (not many) decent photos that don’t make John Redwood look like some horrendous monster. So I would imagine that those other photos are bad angles or lighting.

Please be bad angles and lighting. 🥺

Please? 🙏

[–] Emperor 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They don't call him The Vulcan for nothing.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m down to two reasons:

He must Pon Farr every 7 years, or
He’s made entirely from rubber, and must continually go through the vulcanization process to maintain his shape?

[–] Emperor 4 points 4 months ago

Yes.