EXCUSE ME SIR REDDIT HERES A LIST OF MY COOL GIRLFRIENDS CRIMES AND THE SPECIFIC DETAILS OF THEM
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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yeah she sounds like a bunch of red flags. you should break up with her. it sounds like you're not in a good enough space to break up with her yourself so DM me her number and I'll break the ~~bed~~ news for you
The reddest of flags
Dana must literally think that she can fix him
He must be hot as fuck
Read the post as a Himbo and the pieces will click.
like i think he might be dating an anarchist and just not understand that anarchism exists
No blood for brain, all went to giant dong
What a fucking nerd
"those corporations earned the right to throw out that merchandise for nothing!"
"you can't deface public billboards like that, it's ILLEGAL"
You are giving a bad name to nerds by comparing them to this absolute fuckwad
Yeah, I remember being a 
My buddy would swipe fast food cups from the food court and get "refills" all the time. The speed with which I would jump embarrasses me these days. Doing graffiti and consequently getting arrested truly was a character building exercise.
This post is 5 years old, not sure why we are dumpster diving for lib takes on 
. It's not like there's any shortage of it on the front page.
It's also most likely fake given it's the only post on the account
yeah, does this post meet rule 8? (genuinely curious)
The comment section seems decent too.
I was expecting more "Ackshually sweaty even though the lies on the abortion billboards directly affect your rights, graffiti is bad :smuglord:" for this to be a dunk tank post
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YTA and she should leave you for someone that will go graffiti billboards with her.
Babe do you want BASED on your tombstone?
i'm anxiety brained too and telling someone "just don't tell me when you're gonna do it" would NOT calm me; despite being a sniveling dork i would probably just go with her to make sure she's safe
Don't tell me where you do your dangerously hobby, so if you have an accident and don't come home I have no idea where to look for you.
...he's stressed out, so he goes online and DRAWS ATTENTION TO THE ILLEGAL STUFF in a way that would make it easier to profile and arrest her
What a square 🟥
Ummm how do you find someone like that 
your local 'pro-life' billboard during the twilight of a New Moon? You might bump into your future partner in an act of surreptitious serendipity!
Dana does mildly illegal things, and Prismatickk9 is a major dork
She deserves someone better than a whiny redditor
Does Dana have a 
account? 
Does she have a sister? 🥺👉👈
BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW
You might get hit with some public service if caught for graffiti, but trespassing abandoned property or dumpster diving generally comes with the consequence of being told to leave if caught, assuming she's white.
She sounds cool, but it's okay for him to be a square (just not a "pro-life" square). Goodness knows dating an activist can be a stressor.
I'd worry for her safety a bit, but the legality? She's not hurting anyone, fucking nerd.
Guy's just feeling uncomfortable because under traditional gender role expectations she is 'outmanning' him by a country mile.
Girls rock
Treating women like moving talking wombs is kinda bad, but I draw the line at graffiti 
Also make sure to 
extra hard this year to make the fascists go away
I've got 3 partners already but for someone this rad I can make space for one more send her my way
this reads like a parody which means it's real
She should break up with him for being so lame
This does violate rule 8 which is my first time learning about it. I'll do better next time 🥺👉👈
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Man finds insanely cool GF and realizes he can't handle someone that awesome.
I mean, I get it, you don't want people you love getting nabbed by the 
pigs. This is lame nerd shit, but I've been anxious when my partners are doing cool stuff, and vice versa.
Seems harmless enough. There’s room for injury here but that can happen every time you get into a vehicle. Safer than a Boeing right now anyway.
Way back in college, 90s, a graduating class or two ahead of me, there was a Guerrilla Theatre of the Absurd. At a time when Martin Luther King Jr Blvd was forever in the poorest most dangerous part of a city (see: Chris Rock, for more detail), they spearheaded a campaign where they redecorated the city overnight by artfully changing all road signs, including freeway signs, to change the main road downtown to MLK Blvd instead. The freeway signs looked legit, reflective paint and everything. Spearhead of the act “of vandalism”was unofficially slipped cash by the dean of the college as a graduation gift, not reprimanded.
Well done activism isn’t a bad thing. Maybe she’s practicing up. And recycling is usually a good thing.
I’m not seeing anyone getting hurt here, so, whatever. High odds these two break up.
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