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[–] zaphod@feddit.de 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon won't eat his children.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Based and Cronuspilled

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 year ago

I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon's juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.

[–] bauhaus@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

enjoy my melon babies fam

[–] Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Is this how you make Cabbage Patch Kids?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Watermelons are overrated anyways. They should be a third of the size with the same amount of flavor. Watermelon is a fitting name because they are water flavored melons; the La Croix of fruits

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

Yes and that's what makes them so good

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honey melons are better. Even though they're smaller

[–] decay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honeydew is objectively better than watermelon and cantaloupe, fight me

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good honeydew.

Bad honeydew is just atrocious. I've had some really bad honeydew.

[–] decay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll give you that, but that goes for anything, really; good honeydew trumps good and bad watermelon. Bad honeydew I just won't eat, but that don't mean that I want watermelon now lol

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah no I won't. You're right.

Even though I always get lots of bachlash when I say that

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Dude they're worth their weight in water when it's hot out. Snack and hydration. Efficiency.

[–] EternalWarBear@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should've used a grapefruit.

[–] decay@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...and yet I thought I had forgotten...

[–] Graphine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

SHULK SHULK SHULK

"We'll just tell your mother we ate it."

[–] Dave_r@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago

Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That's how you make Muskmelons

[–] mack7400@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Was this down by the bay?

[–] DrQuint@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

melon

Trip: "You should leave"

[–] B1naryB0t@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Re-seed the seedless melon