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And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.

Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

Should I take your word for it?

A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen -- maybe even a tax cut for me!

Nor does it say "Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life"

"My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!"

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

"Why you gotta take a painting of every meal?"

"It's a Krustybuuuuuuuurger!!!"

My brain while kayaking: "omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!"

My brain while cleaning said house; "omg you're frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!"

My brain while playing games: "check behind the waterfall for loot!"

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven't looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.