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[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Remember chuds, if your doctor tells you not to drink wine contaminated with lead, it's because they're woke.

[–] context@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

just the fact you're saying it's "contaminated with lead" instead of "enhanced with lead-based flavor crystals" proves you're part of the woke conspiracy

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

I had a little bit, just as a taste, and I gotta say... ITS SO GOOD. But no one else should try it.

[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Now selling: anti-woke wine (makes you go to sleep)

Bottled in Austria

[–] booty@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

people really are out here believing real life has the intelligence stat from an RPG

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Str 14 Dex 12 Con 14 Int 15 Wis 8 Cha 8

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

How do you oroduce magical yuan without an intelligence stat?

[–] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've seen the movie, and I think Forrest was functioning just fine despite the odds

[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's been a while since I saw it, but wasn't he actually more or less of regular intelligence, just like... very positive, friendly and not jaded compared to other people?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

He never displays any intelligence that I can think of. He kinda just does whatever the last person told him to do and is really good at everything.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Unlike you morons I am a smart guy which is why I'll gladly give myself brain damage

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

real smart dudes can huff paint thinner all day and still be super smort, get on my level chuds

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

banging my head against a brick wall repeatedly

"Dude I'm so fucking smart bro, way smarter than you"

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The concept of iq is very useful and 100% consistent.

If you believe in iq you're a fucking idiot

Doubly so if you've ever taken an online iq test.

[–] TheGyattsMustBeCrazy@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Mmhmm, we'll see who's the idiot once the testing center processes my payment...

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

"You are so smart dudes, you can totally shove this hatpin up your nose as a flex!"

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

This is what I keep saying about social media.

Like he's obviously just saying ludicrous stuff to get 'engagement'

It's a medium driven by having the stupidest opinions imaginable.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

But I'm still at least two standard devs ahead of the mean.

How many game devs does two standard devs convert into?